View Full Version : People who can fuck off!
Cazby
05-27-2004, 02:07 AM
I saw this topic on some other forum and it looked like fun.
People who drive big 4x4 trucks that are jacked up a foot to compensate for their tiny dicks can FUCK OFF!
People who talk on their cell phones while driving can FUCK OFF!
Whiny little kids can FUCK OFF!
The Man can FUCK OFF!
Bob_Box
05-27-2004, 02:26 AM
People who talk on their cell phones during a movie can FUCK OFF!!!
The Mighty Z
05-27-2004, 06:47 AM
You can FUCK OFF! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just joking Cazby
war|forever
05-27-2004, 06:56 PM
BIG FAT PEOPLE WITH BIG FAT KIDS EATING BIG FAT HAPPY MEALS WHILE DRIVING THEIR BIG FAT UNNECESSARY SUVs
scottbritt
05-27-2004, 07:01 PM
People who are 50 and going through a mid-life crisis and buy a Porsche to make up for their small dicks can fuck off royally.
coclarkson
05-27-2004, 07:35 PM
Rosie O'Donnell, the cast of The View, Courtney Love, the "can you hear me now?" guy, Eminem
Kenelm
05-27-2004, 09:45 PM
THIS GUY CAN FUCK OFF
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/05/27/bush.healthcare.ap/vert.bush.youngstown.ap.jpg
war|forever
05-27-2004, 09:53 PM
THIS GUY CAN FUCK OFF
ha, couldn't agree more.
Cazby
05-27-2004, 10:43 PM
THIS GUY CAN FUCK OFF
Oh come on, he's not that bad. Anyways, back on topic.
Wal-mart can FUCK OFF!
Riceboys can FUCK OFF!
People who spoil their bratty kids can FUCK OFF!
And their bratty kids can FUCK OFF too!
People who wear shirts that say "Everything's Bigger in Texas," "Detroit is for Lovers," or "I used have schizophrenia, but we're okay now" can FUCK OFF!
Zinista
05-28-2004, 12:30 AM
The FAB FIVE can fuck off!! :lol:
M.A.S.H. Repeats can fuck off.
IHateHonda
05-28-2004, 01:08 AM
Lifetime, television for women were all they show is dudes raping and beating the women then getting thier asses kicked by those same woman in court or by the women themselves can fuck off
The FCC can fuck off
Bush can definatly fuck off
who ever invented clothes for hot girls can fuck off ( not to be confussed with the one who invented clothes for ugly girls, hes alright )
Da' Pimp
05-28-2004, 01:16 AM
who ever invented clothes for hot girls can fuck off ( not to be confussed with the one who invented clothes for ugly girls, hes alright )
FUCKING CLASSIC :!:
Gonjawolverine
05-28-2004, 02:38 AM
Reggie Miller can really FUCK OFF!
http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/Gonjawolverine/Prince-The_Block.jpg
maroon_golf
05-28-2004, 06:03 AM
J-Lo can FUCK OFF
Bush can DEFINITELY FUCK OFF
Kenelm
05-28-2004, 11:38 AM
this tool can fuck off
http://aikenforclay.com/official.jpg
Duke E. Pyle
05-28-2004, 07:03 PM
Ashton Cocksucker can Fuck off..i would not hesitate to warp his jaw if his obnoxious ass Punk'd me!! Dude said Wal Mart hahahaha
war|forever
05-28-2004, 07:41 PM
http://aikenforclay.com/official.jpg
come on kenelm, he's ok in my book!
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/Clay.jpg
Zinista
05-28-2004, 08:03 PM
Olsen Twins and Full House can Fuck Off!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bob_Box
05-28-2004, 08:18 PM
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/Clay.jpg
whose he with there.....also gay guys can still hug a girl.....he is just not getting any wood
Duke E. Pyle
05-28-2004, 08:36 PM
yeah thats the most shocking pic that has even been posted here!! :D
war|forever
05-28-2004, 08:39 PM
whose he with there.....also gay guys can still hug a girl.....he is just not getting any wood
supposedly some random make-up artist.. also, that's an interesting way of "hugging" :lol:
Da' Pimp
05-29-2004, 01:23 AM
*B.O.T*
Fresh Prince
05-29-2004, 01:26 AM
You know who can fuck off? Whatever fucking director who decided to gove Antonio Banderas his fuck on screen with about every fucking hottie in the movie business... it's just not fair that a guy like him can screw someone hot in all of his movies... Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connelly, Rebecca Romijn, Rebecca DeMornay, Angelina Jolie... for christ sakes... let a brother take a turn...
Cazby
05-29-2004, 02:55 AM
You know who can fuck off? Whatever fucking director who decided to gove Antonio Banderas his fuck on screen with about every fucking hottie in the movie business... it's just not fair that a guy like him can screw someone hot in all of his movies... Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connelly, Rebecca Romijn, Rebecca DeMornay, Angelina Jolie... for christ sakes... let a brother take a turn...
Hey, you know what's funny? I saw Shrek 2 today, and Antonio Banderas is Puss in Boots! I thought that was funny.
Anyways, back on topic.
The lady who brought her baby to the movie and wouldn't leave when the kid started screaming can FUCK OFF!
The baby can FUCK OFF too!
Disgusting fat-asses who sue McDonalds for making them fat can FUCK OFF!
Conman
05-29-2004, 10:53 AM
Osama freakin Bin fucking Laden can FUCK OFF big time.
Jemaah Islamiah can Piss the Fuck off yesterday and it will still be too late.
Al Qaedah can Fucking Piss Off in my previous life and still piss me off.
And any son of a mongrel dog who thinks blowing up civilians, women and children in the name of their so-called God is a righteous deed, could have fucked off before I was born and it would still not have been too soon.
Oh my god. I fucking love this thread :lol:
STICKY!!
Da' Pimp
05-29-2004, 02:48 PM
Oh my god. I fucking love this thread :lol:
STICKY!!
GANGSTA'
Supafly
05-29-2004, 02:51 PM
People who photoshop fake nudes can FUCK OFF!
Da' Pimp
05-29-2004, 02:54 PM
People who photoshop fake nudes can FUCK OFF!
I HONESTLY HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMETHING SO TURE IN MY LIFE :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Pazman
05-29-2004, 06:06 PM
people that pay with coins at the market can FUCK OFF
bacardi
05-29-2004, 08:04 PM
people who do the speed limit in the fastlane can fuck off
haters can fuck off
all the cops that pulled me over 4 speeding can fuck off
rappers who think theyre singers can fuck off
war|forever
05-30-2004, 12:08 AM
people who don't congratulate me on my new RM status can FUCK OFF!
:shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:
Da' Pimp
05-30-2004, 12:51 AM
people who don't congratulate me on my new RM status can FUCK OFF!
:shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:
Congratulate War through PM :wink:
People who post IN THE WRONG THREAD!!!!!!!!!!! can fuck off :roll:
Members who register and then sit on the memberlist with 0 posts, can fuck off!
Conman
05-30-2004, 02:12 AM
People who read this amazing thread and have nothing to post can FUCK OFF!
Cazby
05-30-2004, 04:26 AM
The dumb fucks who abused the Iraqi prisoners and then took pictures of it can FUCK OFF!
People in front of you in the checkout line at the grocery store who pay for their ONE gallon of milk with a $100 can FUCK OFF!
The stupid wiggers who kept me up all night trying to peel out in their civics all up and down my street with no mufflers can FUCK OFF!
Cazby
05-30-2004, 04:32 AM
http://www.livingroom.org.au/blog/archives/willstage.jpg
This guy can FUCK OFF!
bacardi
05-30-2004, 06:01 AM
whoever thought glitter was a good movie can fuck off
snitches can fuck off
anybody still wearing zodiac t-shirts can fuck off
MIMES CAN FUCK OFF
robin givens can fuck off
actresses who are against being nude in movies then go topless on beaches can FUCK OFF
Gitman
05-30-2004, 12:37 PM
Jealous muthafuckers who try to hold others down...cus they can't cut it...can fuck off!!!
Jerry Fallwell and his ilk.....can FUCK OFF!
Bill O'reilly and the entire FOX news channel...can boil shit in a pot, eat it...then FUCK OFF!
People who BLINDLY follow fashion trends...can suck a FUCK OFF!
ANYONE...who tries to pass laws that ban pornography....are in desperate NEED of a FUCK OFF!
And finally....George W....WELL....that SOB can just FUCK OFF a cliff and DIE!
Gitman
05-30-2004, 12:48 PM
P.S. The ASShole who wrote this about the hottest piece of ass out there:
"i dont like her chin but she is real hott"
CAN FUCK OFF!
Pazman
05-30-2004, 02:07 PM
Cops for giving me 2 tickets for not wearing my seat belt can FUCK OFF :evil:
war|forever
05-30-2004, 03:29 PM
the following things/people i could do without (read: could FUCK OFF)
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/joe.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/leno.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/yanni.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/joan.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/jewel.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/kittens.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/mc.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/kkk.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/pyramids.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/rumsfeld.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/rove.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/powell.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/condi.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/dick.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/blair.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/cialis.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/burt.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/bug.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/diddy.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/creed.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/elderly.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/hippies.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/hitler.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/goatee.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/fabio.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/traffic.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/someguy.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/pollution.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/moxie.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/mc.jpg
http://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/law.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/jock.jpghttp://img41.photobucket.com/albums/v127/exp0sedwar2/hummer.jpg
thank you and good day.
Zinista
05-31-2004, 12:27 AM
Bill Gates can FUCK OFF... Punk Ass Mofo! :twisted:
Gitman
05-31-2004, 03:49 AM
Bitch ass BBS MODS (unlike the ones on here) who like to homogenize everything and CENSOR out all the good stuff.....FUCK....uh....OFF!
SmackRacer
05-31-2004, 07:41 AM
I think War/forever pretty much has it covered with his previous list, although Jewel can fuck off into my bedroom, then yall wouldn't have to deal with her, and I could, everyone wins.
Chicks that go to bars just for the free drinks, who'll sit there and talk to you as long as you're keeping there IV of manhattans going, who'll take your fucking hospitality with a smile and nothing else, not even a hand job in the parking lot, can fuck-off!
Gitman
05-31-2004, 09:52 AM
Chicks that go to bars just for the free drinks, who'll sit there and talk to you as long as you're keeping there IV of manhattans going, who'll take your fucking hospitality with a smile and nothing else, not even a hand job in the parking lot, can fuck-off!
OK....NOW where getting somewhere! I'm glad to see this thread evolving in the right direction!
Chicks that go to bars just for the free drinks, who'll sit there and talk to you as long as you're keeping there IV of manhattans going, who'll take your fucking hospitality with a smile and nothing else, not even a hand job in the parking lot, can fuck-off!
Just start going to real bars instead of strip joints :wink:
Gitman
05-31-2004, 02:28 PM
WHEW...Praise the person who started this thread....what a great fucking cyber-stress doll.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am feed up with so much shit! Great place to get out my ya ya's!!!!!
OK....reprise of a Fucko Modo....I was just BANNED from that site I was referring to before...for one too many DICK jokes.....them conservative fuckholes....1, 2, 3....all together NOW!
FUCK OFF!!!!!!
deathray
05-31-2004, 07:14 PM
All the wanna be mods who come down on the noobies for fuckin up some RULE or some previous POST or forgetting a fuckin thread or god fuckin help them if they make a REQUEST ....can just FUCKOFF , FUCKOFF AND FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
Bob_Box
05-31-2004, 07:46 PM
is glad he is already a mod so he knows this isn't directed at himself
Gitman
06-01-2004, 03:56 AM
Power outages can FUCK OFF.....2nd one tonite...thank GOD I have a laptop....so I can get on here and release some of this violent aggression!
Me:
"BELOW ME!"
Power Line:
"Don't understand.....power is out below you?"
Me:
"BELOW ME!"
Power Line:
"What? There is a power line down below you?"
Me:
"NO...no....no.....BE uh LOW uh ME! Then FUCK OFF!"
Bassdude
06-01-2004, 05:38 AM
People who drive huge SUV's and complain about gas prices can FUCK OFF!
Mini-bottles can FUCK OFF!
Whoever made it illegal to buy alcohol on sunday can FUCK OFF!
Bitchy customers who ask for cheese-biscuits before you can get a word out can FUCK OFF!
People who leave a $2.00 tip for an $80.00 bill can FUCK OFF!
And I'll say it again, George W. can FUCK OFF!
Gitman
06-01-2004, 08:42 AM
All the wanna be mods who come down on the noobies for fuckin up some RULE or some previous POST or forgetting a fuckin thread or god fuckin help them if they make a REQUEST ....can just FUCKOFF , FUCKOFF AND FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
Your name about says it all.....Death to Ray.....BYE bye guy!
BJ4015
06-01-2004, 12:18 PM
People who rag out Britney Spears and then get a fucking hard on when they see a hair line of her upper nipple can Fuck Off
The Mighty Z
06-01-2004, 12:40 PM
More:
People that don't know where Belgium is can FUCK OFF
And people who think that Belgium is the capital of Brussels can FUCK OFF even more!
People who think Steven Seagal kicks ass can FUCK OFF
All those that are against Freedom of Speech can FUCK OFF
Everybody who thinks Michael Jackson is innocent can FUCK OFF
All the idiots that think that their car accelerates faster than my bike can FUCK OFF (or they can EAT MY DUST)
and finally: everybody that doesn't like ice-cream can FUCK OFF (because otherwise i'd lose my job, because I work for the largest Belgian ice-cream producer. )
endymion
06-02-2004, 09:28 PM
Women who wear those gel-filled bras to trick you and disguise the fact they've got a chest like an eight year old boy can FUCK OFF!!
People who get in the express lane while shopping with too many items can FUCK OFF!!
People who think that Australians all ride around in Kangaroo's pouches and like to wrestle crocodiles can FUCK OFF!!
People who try to jam their religion down your throat can FUCK OFF!!
People who order Giant fucking Big Mac meals, and then order a DIET coke to go with it can FUCK OFF!!
Zinista
06-02-2004, 09:45 PM
People who think that Australians all ride around in Kangaroo's pouches and like to wrestle crocodiles can FUCK OFF!!
Amen Brother! :wink:
coclarkson
06-02-2004, 09:52 PM
judge hatchett, judge judy, judge wapner and any other judge that has a shitty t.v. show.
kelly "ugly fat girl" osbourne, i'm tired of seeing her at award shows with her beer gut hanging over her belt.
the BRAVO network for 24 hour gay programming
MaXimu$
06-02-2004, 11:56 PM
MTV can FUCK the hell off! Fucking piece of shit channel.
50 Cent can fuck off... and get shot a few more times.
Home makeover shows can fuck off! There are no shows of any value left on the Discovery Channel or TLC... Damn you, 'Trading Spaces!'
Harry Potter, that prepubescent fairy, can ABRA-CA-FUCK OFF.
OPEC can fuck off.
Reality TV in general can fuck off, especially uber-retarded shows like 'The Swan' and 'Fear Factor.' Blood boiling!
Donald Trump can fuck off. I'll shit on his toupe.
Just to bandwagon myself, George W. Bush can fuck off. So can John Kerry. You're both cookie-cutter assholes. I'm moving to Australia, damnit. Now THAT place looks like a party.
war|forever
06-03-2004, 12:01 AM
I'm moving to Australia, damnit. Now THAT place looks like a party.
dude, just head north. canada's got the world's largest natural supply of drinking water. if you don't think that's gonna be huge... wait ten years.
and they got virtually no poverty, universal health care, a fraction of the gun-related homicides, and burglaries... and crime in general... and the world doesn't hate them..... come to think of it.....
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/canada_fl_md_clr.gifhttp://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/canada004.gifhttp://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/canada_fl_md_clr.gif
"O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command....."
HERE I COME!!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol:
endymion
06-03-2004, 12:48 AM
Yeah, the only problem with Canada is that you're neighbours with the US! j/k
And have you seen that movie Day After Tomorrow? Rest of the world goes down the crapper, Australia just keeps rolling along. So Canada's huge water reserves just turn into the world's biggest ice-skating rink, while we Aussies take over the world! Mwuh ha ha (evil genius laugh).
Yeah, the only problem with Canada is that you're neighbours with the US! j/k
And have you seen that movie Day After Tomorrow? Rest of the world goes down the crapper, Australia just keeps rolling along. So Canada's huge water reserves just turn into the world's biggest ice-skating rink, while we Aussies take over the world! Mwuh ha ha (evil genius laugh).
Yeah, its like everyone in Canada, Europe and Asia have all frozen to death, BUT AT LEAST THE 5 MAIN CHARACTERS IN NEW YORK SURVIVED! After all, who cares about the other 3 billion people, they don't count.
It was a pretty good movie, except for stuff like that.
endymion
06-03-2004, 02:21 AM
That's another one:
Movies where the world is in peril and the US single-handedly saves the entire plant can FUCK OFF!!
I have nothing against the US, just got back from there, fun place, but that shit is so annoying. Like nobody else on Earth can do anything to help, only the Americans will save us. Cue Bruce Willis / Will Smith / Ben Affleck etc.
jessicajoanne
06-03-2004, 02:22 AM
That's another one:
Movies where the world is in peril and the US single-handedly saves the entire plant can FUCK OFF!!
I have nothing against the US, just got back from there, fun place, but that shit is so annoying. Like nobody else on Earth can do anything to help, only the Americans will save us. Cue Bruce Willis / Will Smith / Ben Affleck etc.
the russian guy was needed in Armageddon or else Brucey and Benny would be dead!!
Bob_Box
06-03-2004, 02:28 AM
That's another one:
Movies where the world is in peril and the US single-handedly saves the entire plant can FUCK OFF!!
I have nothing against the US, just got back from there, fun place, but that shit is so annoying. Like nobody else on Earth can do anything to help, only the Americans will save us. Cue Bruce Willis / Will Smith / Ben Affleck etc.
here here
That's another one:
Movies where the world is in peril and the US single-handedly saves the entire plant can FUCK OFF!!
I have nothing against the US, just got back from there, fun place, but that shit is so annoying. Like nobody else on Earth can do anything to help, only the Americans will save us. Cue Bruce Willis / Will Smith / Ben Affleck etc.
here here
people who quote stuff, just for the sake of quoting and have nothing beneficial to add, can fuck off! :lol:
haha sorry bob, wrong place, wrong time
BJ4015
06-03-2004, 11:14 AM
People who deny the fact that the US's capitalistic economy makes the world a much better place can FUCK OFF
People who get easily brainwashed by their government's propaganda can fuck off! :lol:
BJ4015
06-03-2004, 11:39 AM
Good one CMAN
war|forever
06-03-2004, 01:01 PM
People who get easily brainwashed by their government's propaganda can fuck off! :lol:
People who think that NAFTA, the World Bank, & the IMF are really quite beneficial international organizations with nothing but the best intentions in mind can FUCK OFF!l
MaXimu$
06-03-2004, 09:18 PM
People who think they know what the hell they're talking about when it comes to government, when they really don't, can fuck off.
No disrespect to anyone, it's just not something any of us are really qaulified to debate as far as I'm concerned.
If you are, feel free to send your credentials to kiss@myass.com.
I'm going to have to disagree with you there man. Considering how much we truly know about other (ie. almost nothing) you have no idea what anyone's resume looks like.
Not saying that I have a masters degree in poli sci or anything, I just don't think you can judge someone by the way they act on here, cause its a different atmosphere.
Case in point: Can anyone seriously picture Malu in a courtroom. :lol:
war|forever
06-03-2004, 09:27 PM
Can anyone seriously picture Malu in a courtroom. :lol:
hhahaha:
http://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/gavel.gifhttp://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/aaaaa.jpghttp://img44.photobucket.com/albums/v135/exp0sedwar/gavel.gif
*edit* but seriously, if you can't/don't want to debate government, then maybe a democracy isn't your ideal environment.
MaXimu$
06-03-2004, 09:30 PM
Only in the defendant's seat :wink: .
And I figured some of you would feel that way. I really don't care, in all honesty, if people want to talk or debate about things intelligently. I just HATE it when people are really vague or say things that are completely false and have been proven so. I'm not saying anyone did that in this thread, as I agree with a lot of you even though I live in the US, but the little conversation triggered another fuckoff I hadn't thought of.
Good times.
Zinista
06-03-2004, 09:54 PM
B.O.T.
People who cross dress can Fuck Off!!
People who get drunk and start shit can Fuck Off..
endymion
06-03-2004, 10:15 PM
Jeez, Zin, and I had you pegged as a cross-dresser! :wink:
People who hate Bill Gates can FUCK OFF!!
(the guy may be a rich, lucky prick, but he's also the single person who has donated the most money to charities in history. Mostly because he has most of the money in history.)
Da' Pimp
06-03-2004, 10:31 PM
Memebers that fuck up threads, post stupid shit, re-post something that has been posted 18,234 times, FAKE NUDE posters, Members that dont SEARCH the site BEFORE posting, members that go sooooo far off topic that they have no regard for the Author of the thread (a page or more), can ALL FFFFFFFFFF..............try harder to become a better poster! :wink:
Saint
06-03-2004, 10:50 PM
PEOPLE WHO ARE SO SO INTO THEIR BRAND... (i.e. CHEVY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN FORDS AND SO ON) CAN ALL FUCK OFF!
PEOPLE WHO COME TO CUSTOMER SERVICE (RETURNS) TO BUY STUFF CAN ALL FUCK OFF!
AND FINALLY ONLY CAUSE IT IS ON NEXT ANYONE WHO DOSEN"T LIKE BILLY MADDISON CAN FUCK OFF!
Potatoman
06-03-2004, 11:04 PM
The British National Party can FUCK OFF!
The Daily Mail, Daily Express, Daily Mirror all other tabloids can FUCK OFF!
People who think all Britsih people either speak like the Queen or are football hooligans can FUCK OFF!
People who decide to show some crap program on BBC2 instead of the Simpsons can FUCK OFF!
People who don't follow current affairs can FUCK OFF!
People who don't respect the elderly and remember Veterans can FUCK OFF!
Ebay scammers can FUCK OFF!
SCALLIES CAN FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil:
if you dont know what a Scally is find out here http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
BJ4015
06-04-2004, 11:39 AM
Then again Malu is probably an attorney for celebrities protecting their right to privacy and gets paid to search the web for fake pictures of their head on someone elses body.
Sorry Malu, just citing you as an example, didn't mean to turn it into a big thing. :wink:
BACK ON TOPIC PEOPLE!
Zinista
06-04-2004, 09:14 PM
Jeez, Zin, and I had you pegged as a cross-dresser! :wink:
People from NSW can Fuck Off!!
Fucking Cockroaches! (QLD/NSW football rivalry) :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
war|forever
06-04-2004, 09:21 PM
people who expect americans to understand international "football" rivalries can fuck off!!!
people who don't pick up on the fact that i was just completely kidding and actually completely respect other nation's sports can fuck off!! :lol:
Zinista
06-04-2004, 09:35 PM
People who hurt my deep feelings can Fuck Off!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
war|forever
06-04-2004, 10:17 PM
people who are sarcastic can fuck off :lol: :lol: :lol: j/k
people who are sarcastic can fuck off :lol: :lol: :lol: j/k
people who are being double sarcastic can double fuck off!
Cazby
06-05-2004, 08:59 PM
Sorry for not posting in so long! I was in Laredo, TX for the past week buliding a Habitat for Humanity house almost right on the border. We (my church group) told Habitat we could start and finish the house in a week, and we would've, BUT the Habitat fuckers thought we couldn't do it, so they didn't give us enough materials to finish the damn thing!
So, now that I've got that out of my system, the powers that be in the Laredo HFH branch can FUCK OFF!
Also, the border patrol idiot who wrote us a ticket for having too many (6) people in the bed of the truck while a truck full of 10+ Mexicans drove right by can FUCK OFF! Plus, we were in a Silverado 1500, and the stupid Mexicans were in a fucking Tacoma!
Cazby
06-05-2004, 09:00 PM
WHEW...Praise the person who started this thread....what a great fucking cyber-stress doll.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am feed up with so much shit! Great place to get out my ya ya's!!!!!
That's why I started this thread! Isn't it great?
anfield1
06-07-2004, 05:57 PM
Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Phil Neville, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt, Diego Forlan, Alan Smith, Louis Saha, Christiano Ronaldo, Rio Ferdinand, Tim Howard, Mikael Silvestre, John O Shea, Ryan Giggs, DAVID BECKHAM, Eric Djemba Djemba,Wes Brown, and anyone elso who wishes to associate themselves with Manchester Untied (from now on only to be referred to as "the scum") Can all FUCK OFF!!!
What a great thread, thanks for that opportunity to vent my spleen, very nice of you.
Duke E. Pyle
06-07-2004, 09:32 PM
The creator of that adultflicks ad on top of this page can fuck off, cause it bothers the shit out of me, everytime i log on it looks like a fuckin melting plastic bat trying its hardest to fly!! That bitch is well hung :lol:
AUFan
06-07-2004, 09:44 PM
Well, lets see. Ill start with automotive first.
That stupid son-of-a-bitch at Ford who decided to not give North America a Focus RS because "Americans dont care about rally." can FUCK OFF
The asshat at GM who took the GTO and turned into a 2 door Grand Prix can FUCK OFF
Marcus Gronholm, that cocky bastard, can FUCK OFF
People who buy a Corvette, and get an automatic, can FUCK OFF
And now, to the general hate.
Those assholes that do less than 80 in the left lane can FUCK OFF
That fat bitch at work who never refills the coffee can FUCK OFF
Again, that fat bitch at work who eats other peoples food can FUCK OFF
Finally, MTV can FUCK OFF
maroon_golf
06-08-2004, 01:28 AM
The Tampa Bay Lightning can Fuck Off :D
Bassdude
06-08-2004, 03:21 AM
Punks who put a fartbox and airplane wing on their car and think they're fast can FUCK OFF!
People who point out others' wrongs and then turn around and do the exact same thing can FUCK OFF!
Any place that doesn't have Killian's or Guinness on tap can FUCK OFF!
People who judge others on their looks alone can FUCK OFF!
Cazby
06-09-2004, 03:17 PM
People who illegally jump the border and steal our jobs and abuse our welfare and healthcare services and still refuse to learn our language can FUCK OFF!
The guy that said he was gonna "hunt me down like the bitch I am and kill my white ass" for passing him when he was cruising at 15 in a 30, on the phone, with his music too loud, and flashing his neons under his car can FUCK OFF!
anfield1
06-09-2004, 03:25 PM
I just want to mirror Cazbys comments on the immigrant thing. We have got them coming in and then suing us for bombing their country and causing them hardship. They then choose to sit on the dole (welfare) and milk our health system while finding different ways to be offended by anything and everything and therefore getting the opportunity to sue someone again. They then invite their families over to keep the money rolling in. These people and the muppets who govern this country and let these leaches get away with it can all FUCK OFF. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Aaah thats better 8)
Cazby
06-10-2004, 01:28 AM
I just want to mirror Cazbys comments on the immigrant thing. We have got them coming in and then suing us for bombing their country and causing them hardship. They then choose to sit on the dole (welfare) and milk our health system while finding different ways to be offended by anything and everything and therefore getting the opportunity to sue someone again. They then invite their families over to keep the money rolling in. These people and the muppets who govern this country and let these leaches get away with it can all FUCK OFF. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Aaah thats better 8)
Yeah, here we got pregnant Mexicans who jump the border and have their babies here. The baby is automatically a US citizen, and since we can't just deport Mom and put the baby up for adoption, Mommy Dearest gets a shiny new green card. Then she lives off of welfare and does a few odd jobs and never bothers to learn English. The people that allow that to happen can FUCK OFF!
Zinista
06-10-2004, 01:35 AM
All the teams in the Euro Cup except Denmark can Fuck Off!!
As ordered by Zini the Danish Dynamo!! :wink:
endymion
06-11-2004, 02:04 AM
Backpackers who come to Australia during summer, choke the beaches and drown because they don't know how to deal with rips can FUCK OFF!!
The bitch in a store in NYC who told my flatmate he "spoke really good English for someone from Australia" can FUCK OFF!!
Colin Powell, for his new comments slamming Australia if we pull our troops out of Iraq can Fuck Off Most of All!!!
Potatoman
06-11-2004, 10:25 AM
People on other forums who have massive signatures which take up half a page can FUCK OFF!
People who cannot have a reasonable debate without resorting to insults can FUCK OFF!
Slipknot can FUCK OFF!
People on other forums who have massive signatures which take up half a page can FUCK OFF!
I agree but no one listens to me!!
Zinista
06-11-2004, 07:49 PM
People who don't listen and can't follow instructions can FUCK OFF! :evil:
BJ4015
06-11-2004, 08:00 PM
fat fucking lazy people who take the elevator to go up one flight of stairs can fuck off
KABOOM
06-14-2004, 04:36 AM
My ex-girlfriend who broke up with me when I proposed because"She needed her space" can FUCK THE HELL OFF
maroon_golf
06-14-2004, 04:50 AM
My ex-girlfriend who broke up with me when I proposed because"She needed her space" can FUCK THE HELL OFF
Heres some support....:
KABOOMs ex can definitely FUCK OFF
Gitman
06-16-2004, 01:25 AM
CENSORSHIP CAN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
Da' Pimp
06-19-2004, 02:45 AM
People that can Fuc...............................................
This shit is just getting stupid.................. :roll: You know what is acceptable on this forum and what is not. Why the bashing, why the name calling, why the re-posting, why the spamming, why the un-nessecary posts i.e. "yea", "she's hot", ANY Emoticon ONLY, Unless you are an RM, Elite, or otherwise.........dont bother, if your post doesnt at least contain a sentence, why post it :?....you are wasting our time. (nothing agaisnt Git, he actually COMPLETED a Sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Unlike alot of you :!:
http://www.exp0sed.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3240
maroon_golf
06-20-2004, 02:58 AM
TVs that blow up in my face at 2 am can FUCK OFF :pissed:
Da' Pimp
06-20-2004, 03:01 AM
TVs that blow up in my face at 2 am can FUCK OFF :pissed:
WOW :shock: :shock:
That scares me :? :shock:
maroon_golf
06-20-2004, 03:05 AM
++off topic++
1st: A new TV wasnt exactly in my budget... :pissed:
2nd: Sunday afternoon shopping for a TV wasnt in my plan... :?
Da' Pimp
06-20-2004, 03:07 AM
BOT
Fuck TV's that Blow up :lol:
Conman
06-20-2004, 07:10 AM
Net Touts can fuck off!
Photobucket can fuck off!
People who create too many Stickies can fuck off :lol:
singhr
06-20-2004, 07:50 PM
People who create too many Stickies can fuck off :lol:
Can we take some of those stickies off?? They're cluttering up the forum
blazin
06-21-2004, 03:06 AM
Photobucket can fuck off!
hehehe i was holding back from sayin that :twisted:
BJ4015
06-21-2004, 01:41 PM
If you are not a mod quit saying BOT, it is fucking annoying, so non-mods who think they are mods by saying bot can fuck off
Conman
06-21-2004, 01:46 PM
If you are not a mod quit saying BOT, it is fucking annoying, so non-mods who think they are mods by saying bot can fuck off
But i hardly see anyone (non mods) using BOT on others. I, for one use it when I go off topic for a bit. I then close my off-topic post by going BOT. Does that offend you? Because if it does, guess who can fuck off?! If not, we're cool. 8)
Asian Sensation
06-21-2004, 02:29 PM
Photobucket can fuck off!
:pissed: Yes.... :pissed:
Ohhhh...Malu...You Might Wanna Check This Out. http://www.exp0sed.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3240
haha, j/k
okay, back on topic...The Management At WALGREENS can FUCK OFF!
dingo
06-22-2004, 12:16 AM
ron jeremy can go fuckoff
remember the trishelle video? he ruiend it
Cazby
06-22-2004, 01:45 AM
You know how whenever you go to Wal-Mart, there's always a bunch of fat redneck people there? And they all call you "Boy," or "Hon?" Yeah, well they can FUCK OFF!
And I know I've said this before, but Wal-Mart can FUCK OFF too!!!
HardCore
06-22-2004, 02:32 AM
2 months ago i was playing soccer and broke my finger. I rushed to the hospital and the BITCH in reception made me wait for like an hour before doctor could see me.
:twisted: :twisted: SHE CAN FUCK OFF
KABOOM
06-22-2004, 02:40 AM
The drunk driver of the car that hit my friends car while I was in it, breaking my arm and sending glass into my ear, tearing apart my eardrum, messing up my balance to where I can never pitch again, CAN FUCK OFF!!
bacardi
06-23-2004, 03:27 PM
all these internet thugz & gangsters could fuck off. i know your the toughest guy in the world yeah ... FUCK OFF!!! :twisted:
and you "woulda kidz" are gettin on my nerves too. i dont care what you would've done FUCK OFF
anyone that says "ima" instead of "i'm going to" or whatever it stands for can fuck off. i don't mind some abreviations, like "lol", but most are just unecessary.
Cazby
06-23-2004, 04:47 PM
all these internet thugz & gangsters could fuck off. i know your the toughest guy in the world yeah ... FUCK OFF!!! :twisted:
Yeah...you know who else can FUCK OFF!? Wiggers! I saw this one white guy get beat up in the mall parking lot cause he went up to some black dudes and was like " 'Sup niggas! That shit is tight!" and all that shit. The black guys were like "Shut up CRACKER!" and beat the shit out of him. It was funny as hell.
Yeah...you know who else can FUCK OFF!? Wiggers! I saw this one white guy get beat up in the mall parking lot cause he went up to some black dudes and was like " 'Sup niggas! That shit is tight!" and all that shit. The black guys were like "Shut up CRACKER!" and beat the shit out of him. It was funny as hell.
Fuck these useless sex tapes, thats what I would pay to see :lol:
coclarkson
06-23-2004, 04:53 PM
people who replace the th in words with f's. like baffroom, mouf, etc...
ya know who ya are, FUCK OFF and speak properly
Bob_Box
06-23-2004, 05:37 PM
And Most of All, Fuck Ignornant pieces of shit who judge you by your skin color or by your race....Who automaticially awesome your a terrorist because your Brown... :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: [/b]
maybe you need to wear a higher numbered sun block....maybe UV 50....less brown that way :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Da' Pimp
06-23-2004, 06:17 PM
anyone that says "ima" instead of "i'm going to" or whatever it stands for can fuck off.
Ima havta' agree with cman on that one.
Gitman
06-23-2004, 06:53 PM
anyone that says "ima" instead of "i'm going to" or whatever it stands for can fuck off. i don't mind some abreviations, like "lol", but most are just unecessary.
Hey...that's my trademark..so
CMAN...you can FUC...
*rethinking*
Uh.....Ima have to refrain from saying that! Ahhhh....I HATE authority. Ok instead...
FUCK, FUCK......FUCK da' police!!! :D
BigGnVA
06-25-2004, 08:44 PM
Fuck all those people who said once you get a college degree everything is all good
Fuck all those people who havent hired me yet
Fuck the NBA for letting all those high schoolers into the league, (yeah, i'm hatin, but i went through 4 and half yrs of college these losers can at least go for a year or two)
Fuck Nike, and all these other companies that pay people insane amounts of money before they do a damn thing to earn it
Fuck Bush and Stoneface Kerry
Fuck the media, left wing and right wing, its all bullshit
Fuck people who use the word unamerican to define someone who has a different opinion
Conman
07-05-2004, 01:35 PM
Posters who make 50 to 100 posts with pure lip service without contributing with purposeful content can FUCK OFF!
Da' Pimp
08-16-2004, 11:58 PM
*BUMP*
Cause Im sure we have a few more to add :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
And I'll say it yet ONCE AGAIN:
Members that dont READ THIS (http://www.exp0sed.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=15) can Fuck Off :evil:
IHateHonda
08-17-2004, 12:23 AM
this might sound stupid to some people, but sometimes i get into moods where things piss me off when I hear about less fortunate people and stuff like that... so hear goes...
World Hunger can fuck off... Feed the starving damnit everyone deserves a chance.
Abusive Parents/ any child abusers can Fuck Off
Any parent out there that doesnt give their child something to smile about everyday can really fuck off :evil:
and on the lighter side.... who ever made those Olsen twins fake pics that keep showing up in this forum can Fuck off!!! They are glued to this forum for ever.. Thanks
Da' Pimp
08-17-2004, 12:26 AM
who ever made those Olsen twins fake pics that keep showing up in this forum can Fuck off!!!
http://img39.exs.cx/img39/8886/Lesserslap7.png
IHateHonda
08-17-2004, 12:33 AM
damn , I guess I can fuck off for getting so damn close to the promised land but failing to get past border patrol :lol:
dingo
08-17-2004, 12:42 AM
BIN LADEN CAN GO FUCK OFF and come out his goddam cave that pussy
Conman
08-17-2004, 12:52 AM
BIN LADEN CAN GO FUCK OFF and come out his goddam cave that pussy
That has already been posted. Page 1. :lol: :lol:
Osama freakin Bin fucking Laden can FUCK OFF big time.
Jemaah Islamiah can Piss the Fuck off yesterday and it will still be too late.
Al Qaedah can Fucking Piss Off in my previous life and still piss me off.
.
Da' Pimp
08-17-2004, 12:54 AM
I think it needed to be Said AGAIN :twisted:
That Fucking Piece of SHIT :!:
dingo
08-17-2004, 12:56 AM
haha i reckon it should be said at least once a week, that bastard
Conman
08-17-2004, 01:00 AM
Anyone who doesn't agree that we should say "Osama bin Laden can fuck off!" , can fuck off! :lol: :lol:
Americans with over patriotic, gun shooting, YEEHAW cowboy attitudes can FUCK OFF!!! :lol: *
And semi-related, anyone who believes everything they see on TV or read in the paper can FUCK OFF! **
*including the president
** not saying its false, but they exagerate quite a bit
What the hell, ICE-T (http://www.pornfu.net) CAN FUCK OFF!! :lol:
Da' Pimp
08-17-2004, 01:32 AM
What the hell, ICE-T (http://www.pornfu.net) CAN FUCK OFF!! :lol:
I'd Slap you if you were'nt the DON-MECA........AWESOME :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The_Thief
08-17-2004, 01:44 AM
This asshole in the mirror, can FUCK OFF!!!!
dr.Thuganomics
08-17-2004, 02:03 AM
john kerry can FUCK OFF :!:
my dixie wrect
08-17-2004, 02:09 AM
Michael Moore can fuck off
The United Nations can fuck off
Anyone who makes up their mind before they hear an issue can fuck off
PETA can really fuck off
Aaron Carter and his shitty music can fuck off
Finally anyone who feels sorry for Martha Stewart can FUCK OFF SO HARD
The Young One
08-17-2004, 02:18 AM
the fact that there are 5 different olympic threads floating around(mods :roll: ), can fuck off. maybe two but everytime i go onto the entrance screen theres a different olympic thread.
the show "amish in the city." the money tv hemmorages cman? talk about these reality shows that dont have a concluding episode. i have more family members than viewers of the show where the chick had to pick out the gay guys. i believe there was 2 episodes. reality shows can fuck off
the word xtreme can fuck off.
fred durst can fuck off
good charlotte and any wanna be punk/ punk itself group. shut the fuck up and go find a new place to drive a piercing threw. people listed above can fuck off
i dont remember who said it but the fact that "whoever wins we lose" fuck off presidential candidates. these people barely have the intellegence to pump gas, moreover run the fucking country (USA).
commercials.
whoever came up with those parental advosry stickers.
the movie writers can fuck off. in 5 years every movie will either be a remake (either "old classic" or from a book) or a superhero movie. does anyone really need a catwoman movie. halle berry was in monsters ball remember? that catsuit looks g-rated compared to that. did anyone see hellboy or the punisher? fuck no.
whoever came up with the idea to end seinfeld can fuck off. there goes the downfall of tv and the rise of video games. madden was on cnn i believe(or some other news type thing, which one is of no importance). if somebody is watching cnn, i really dont think the give two shits about madden 05 and its 15 anniversary.
bush can fuck off again for not allowing basejumping in america. i saw it on sportcenter today and its really cool, however its banded in america.you basically jump off a cliff with a parachute. no big deal, but it looks cool.
people who pussy around the subject to keep there image can fuck off. people who never give a straight answer piss me off so much.
nickelback can fuck off for getting continual playtime on radios yet they have no sufficent talent.
people who think its ok to call white people crackers, but if white people say the n word its like he shot martin luther king can fuck off. im not promoting either word, im saying neither should be used. i say we put an end to all racist words. why cant anybody make fun of somebodys facial features or mom who opens here legs for money, not race. its riduclous that the kkk is still around. are people still that ignorant?
*edit* people who plug there websites on there website's forum's username's sig. :lol: :lol: j/k cman. dont hurt me :oops:
**edit again** i guess i can keep editing until someone responds so as to not waste space: PeOpLe WhO cApItAlIzE eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR. It Is So MuCh HaRdEr To WrItE lIkE tHiS
***edit numero tres*** statutory rape laws can fuck off :twisted: :lol: :lol: j/k
Conman
08-17-2004, 03:08 AM
Kids who think 1898 was a funny year to be born can .... :wink:
The Young One
08-17-2004, 03:12 AM
people who say its ok to keep that joke up there but continually make me feel bad about it can..... :lol: :lol:
OriginalBuckeyeFan
08-17-2004, 04:39 AM
People who drive Super-Duper Heavy Duty trucks and use it to cruise around town and nothing more can FUCK OFF!!
Jehovah's Witnesses can FUCK OFF (I can say this without worrying about going to hell, because according to them, heaven is full... so they follow a religion knowing they can't get in)
People who bash Communism, continually say "You Commie-bastard", or hate it because they don't understand the ideological part of it can FUCK OFF (I'm not saying i'm totally communist, but this irritates the shit out of me)
The whole extreme religous right can FUCK OFF... what the hell, ALL extremists can FUCK OFF
The director of Alien VS Predator can FUCK OFF (PG-13?? Fuckin' Pussy)
FOX NEWS can FUCK OFF!!
The US Olympic Basketball team can FUCK OFF!! (Ummm... teamwork?? We should of just let the Pistons go; they play DEFENSE)
Paris Hilton and her reality show can FUCK OFF!!
Wow, I really love this thread!! I have one more, but it's more of a request...
Sway can FUCK ME.... Please?? :biggrin: She's so hot!
People who post stuff without bothering to search or even look through a topic to see if it has already been posted, and then act like dickheads to those trying to advise em....*Malu takes a breath* Whew...That was a long one...
CAN FUCK OFF!!!!! !! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
foxrider69
08-22-2004, 03:18 AM
Ben Schoenmaker can fuck his nasty ass g/f with his 3in dick while i beat the fuck out of his midget ass cause he is a cocky,talkin shit, back stabbin mother fucker that doesnt know how to ride a dirtbike. Man i wanna beat his midget ass so bad its not even funny.
People who bash Communism, continually say "You Commie-bastard", or hate it because they don't understand the ideological part of it can FUCK OFF (I'm not saying i'm totally communist, but this irritates the shit out of me)
You're partially right, but I'm guessing only partially informed.
In THEORY, communism is the perfect social system. It promotes equality and justice for all. However, it has been shown that in PRACTICE it simply doesn't work as planned. This is due to the natural flaws that exist in human nature itself. There will always be corruption and people trying to cheat the system because thats just the way humans are, so this idealic paradise, usually turns into a dictatorial tyranny in real life.
People who only know half the story can fuck off :lol:
Lardy
08-22-2004, 01:21 PM
Manchester United, Liverpool & Newcastle can FUCK OFF!
the FA can FUCK OFF!
Alan Smith, can... yes, FUCK OFF!
Sluts that say they love you, then cheat on you when your backs turned, can FUCK OFF
Guys who think they're 'it' can FUCK RIGHT OFF!
People who push their opinion, pretend to listen to yours then say the exact same thing again before I tell them they have, then say 'no, i was explaining another point' and contradict themselves, finishing the argument with 'Shut up, argument over, I won.' can FUCK OFF!
the US education system can fuck right off with its overly-patriotic blinkered vision of the world.
'Newlyweds', 'Pimp My Ride', 'Punk'd' and other MTV style shit trying to aim at me and stereotyping me as a wannabe gangster/rock music lover can royally FUCK OFF!
Cazby
08-24-2004, 05:16 PM
Americans with over patriotic, gun shooting, YEEHAW cowboy attitudes can FUCK OFF!!! :lol:
Hey..... That's ME! YOU can FUCK OFF!!!
Just kidding. :lol:
Cazby
08-24-2004, 05:21 PM
People who complain about gas prices but drive big-ass SUVs can FUCK OFF!!!
Snotty rich people can FUCK OFF!!!
McDonald's and their "i'm lovin' it" ad campaign can FUCK OFF!!!
Scion can take their ugly ass cars and FUCK OFF!!!
RighteousFunkBoogie
08-24-2004, 05:35 PM
virgins can FUCK OFF
tulsa_Steve
08-24-2004, 06:44 PM
People that put pornography on the internet and then charge for it, because I am too cheap to pay for it.
dagger
08-24-2004, 07:05 PM
The Corsican Tyrant, and all of his felonious schemes, can fuck off.
OCC-402
08-24-2004, 11:32 PM
Ann Coulter and her books can FUCK OFF!
Doctor murdering, suicide bombing "in the name of the lord" anti abortionists can FUCK OFF
The oil companies who fuck with the prices can FUCK OFF
George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, the CIA and Dick Chenny can FUCK OFF
Daedalus
08-25-2004, 12:19 AM
any arsehole that takes a song and turns it into a hiphop/r&b monstrosity can lick my balls and then fuck off...
every fuckwit that uses public toilets and pisses all over the seat can chew my pubes and then fuck off...
all these little snotty, pissin, freakin girls that come over to the bar and ask for cocktails with 15000 ingredients in can eat my shit and then fuck off...
every and any kind of manager/supervisor all over the world can fuck off, die and then fuck off some more....
everyone who thinks that Wham were cool can.... nah not even worth it mate...
The Mighty Z
08-25-2004, 04:27 AM
every and any kind of manager/supervisor all over the world can fuck off, die and then fuck off some more....
Be carefull with what you wish for or you might be the one that has to FUCK OFF :lol: :lol:
http://image1.lightbox7.com/themightyz/admins.jpg
Cazby
08-25-2004, 05:48 PM
Holy Shit Z, that's hilarious!
People who bitch too much can FUCK OFF!!!
punkskt676
08-25-2004, 07:40 PM
white people trying to be black can FUCK OFF
DBfan187
08-28-2004, 11:01 PM
Yeah! Fuck those fucking fuckers!
Wait....who are we talking about now?
:lol:
Ex wives can fucken fuck off.
Micro managing supervisors can fuck off.
Anyone who uses the term "Bling Bling" can fuck off.
Conman
08-31-2004, 02:45 AM
The US State Department can FUCK OFF! (http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/topstories/story/0,4386,270113,00.html?)
Cazby
09-01-2004, 12:44 AM
white people trying to be black can FUCK OFF
AMEN! I hate those fucking wiggers! They can FUCK OFF!
BruceWayne
09-01-2004, 12:59 AM
50 cent, eminem, korn, limp bizkit, dave matthews, GEORGE BUSH, opie and anthony, bill gate(long live steve jobs) can all go...
FUCK OFFFF
ICP and their new cd can fuck off.
Cobra
09-01-2004, 09:41 PM
Guys who disrespect you and continue to hit on your woman anyway can FUCK OFF.
Anybody with their cell phone ringer turned up anywhere over half way can FUCK OFF
Any religion that punishes you in the name of God can FUCK OFF, leave that up to God.
The 12 kids in the apt below me who slam doors and roughhouse all day and all night can FUCK OFF. Mom's a MILF so she can just FUCK (obviously).
Chicks who say her and her b/f argue too much can FUCK OFF. It's obvious they like to bitch and the argument is always something Stoopid.
*edit
Webmasters who insist on making pages that only work with IE are in bed with Bill and can FUCK right OFF
dingo
09-05-2004, 12:22 AM
ben sheets can fuck off. i obviusly dont konw the guy but he freaking always owns me in EA sports baseball . i cant freaking buy a hit off him when hes pitching
Cobra
09-06-2004, 09:10 AM
ya'll can fuck off cuz this post puts me as last poster in all the major categories
hehe must be bedtime
Supafly
09-08-2004, 03:30 PM
Members who rip off posts here and take the credit for them in other forums!
You know who you are....................................FUCKERS! :twisted: :twisted:
dingo
09-08-2004, 04:29 PM
people on the ATT wireless "customer service" hotline can go FUCK OFF when you need them to help you fix your fucked up phone because its not working all they can say is one of the following:
1. well sir, you could try to turn it off, wiht the POWER button. yes sir, the POWER button on the TOP of your phone
2. you could call back in a week, and ask for me so i can see if youve made progress (I DONT KONW YOUR FUCKING NAME!! WHEN YOU INTRODUCED YOURSLEF I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE INTRODUCTION SO I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT MY GODDAM PROBLEM)
3. um sir, sorry, we dont handle these kinds of problems, you could contact our FUCKING destributer in FUCKING china
4. you could get a new phone, welllll now i am going to read of this little card i probably have in front of me that tells you aobut all of our new plans where u have to sign up for 4 years and get a new phone with a expensive ass plan but first you have to pay 463.94 for cancling your old plan
5. oh this happens quite frequently but we still dont konw how to fix it becuase were too fucking stupid
^^^^ I used to be one of them :lol: ^^^^
ATT Wireless has a lot of its call centres in Canada because we're more polite to talk to.
The reason you get that little "speech" is because its become a reflex after you've said it a million times. I was even starting to say it at home when I would answer the phone because I was so used to it :roll:
The reason you get the "power button" type of answer is because there are actually people out there that are that stupid. In fact, there is a very large percentage of the people who call that fit into that category, so it is often required.
They don't know how to fix it because they're not technicians. They people who got fired from McDonalds and needed another job. Also, with people quitting on a daily basis, they pretty much half to take what they can get to replace them.
Hopefully I don't have to explain why I no longer work there. :lol:
Conman
09-08-2004, 09:09 PM
EDIT* Statement retracted. Repeat of Supafly's thoughts.
A Few i can think of
1. that dancer fag that turned britney ugly kevin or whatever
2. all girls that are 15 but look 21 (maybe not this one)
3. cops;protecting and servering my ass all they are protecting is their salary (sorry just got a ticket for no turn signal)
4. girls in movies that teeze and show nothing (girl next door) she is soo hot
5. the black strip on tv just show me the nipple i can handle it
6. groups of guys that say shit when its just u and your girl, of course i can bet all of yours asses at once (only if i was jackie chan)
1-6 come and get your big bowl of FUCK OFF
Its cool conman. Its not like I or anyone else on this forum own the videos, so people can post them on whatever site they want :wink:
dingo
09-17-2004, 11:26 PM
fuckers who try to steal your girlfriend can go fuck off
Da' Pimp
09-18-2004, 12:04 AM
Guys who disrespect you and continue to hit on your woman anyway can FUCK OFF.
fuckers who try to steal your girlfriend can go fuck off
You 2 should Talk :!:
ktj4l
09-18-2004, 06:01 AM
Guys who disrespect you and continue to hit on your woman anyway can FUCK OFF.
fuckers who try to steal your girlfriend can go fuck off
You 2 should Talk :!:
True, true.
Cazby
09-21-2004, 11:44 PM
people on the ATT wireless "customer service" hotline can go FUCK OFF when you need them to help you fix your fucked up phone because its not working all they can say is one of the following:
1. well sir, you could try to turn it off, wiht the POWER button. yes sir, the POWER button on the TOP of your phone
2. you could call back in a week, and ask for me so i can see if youve made progress (I DONT KONW YOUR FUCKING NAME!! WHEN YOU INTRODUCED YOURSLEF I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE INTRODUCTION SO I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT MY GODDAM PROBLEM)
3. um sir, sorry, we dont handle these kinds of problems, you could contact our FUCKING destributer in FUCKING china
4. you could get a new phone, welllll now i am going to read of this little card i probably have in front of me that tells you aobut all of our new plans where u have to sign up for 4 years and get a new phone with a expensive ass plan but first you have to pay 463.94 for cancling your old plan
5. oh this happens quite frequently but we still dont konw how to fix it becuase were too fucking stupid
The Comcast tech support department can FUCK OFF!!! I called those fuckers cause my internet was down and ended up talking to some Indian jackass in Calcutta who said his name was "Billy." "Billy" couldn't speak English for shit! "Billy" sounded like he was taking English at night at a Community College. Finally, after 30 minutes of waiting for "Billy" to take me off hold, and another 30 trying to figure out what the fuck he was saying, I told him, "Billy you can FUCK OFF!" Then I said, "Billy, do you know what "fuck" means?" He said no, so I said he could FUCK OFF!! again and hung up on his ass.
Comcast and "Billy" can FUCK EACH OTHER OFF!!!
Supafly
10-26-2004, 12:44 PM
IMAGESHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
steamycheese333
11-27-2004, 11:31 PM
People who don't like Family Guy, Futurama and Aqua Teen can fuck off!
DBfan187
11-28-2004, 12:18 AM
The Detroit fans who were involved in the recent fiasco.
thejbariplaya
11-28-2004, 12:48 AM
People who try to play multiplayer games off of a dial up can FUCK OFF
People who try to use coupons at the supermarket for shit they didnt buy can FUCK OFF
Bob Barker can have himself spayed AND neutered and THEN fuck off
Illegal immigrants who hit your car and run can fuck off
People who think the BCS is useful can FUCK OFF and take the goddamn laptop with you
Shoppers who "forget something" in the checkout lane, run to get it, and bring half the fucking store back with it can FUCK OFF
My Bitch ass english teacher who fails her students because she doesnt agree with our OPINION essays can TAKE THAT STUPID ASS PLAY< YOUR QUEER ASS PEN, AND YOUR SON'S GAY LITTLE DRAWINGS OF RANDOM SHIT AND FUCK OFF
Shampoo manufacturers can FUCK OFF, rinse, and repeat.
Xtremely_buff
11-28-2004, 12:57 AM
Trot Nixon, Jason Varitek, Bronson Arroyo, Derek Lowe, Bill Mueller, Jonny Damon and every other overachieving Boston player who plays better than he ever should just cuz he's wearing a Red Sox uniform can Fuck Off!
http://fapomatic.com/7/ny1.gif
DBfan187
11-28-2004, 01:05 AM
http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/showthread.php?p=644392#post644392
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Text message that guy and tell him to fuck off.
Conman
11-28-2004, 01:33 AM
Members that fuck up threads that they absolutely have no interest in, can fuck off. :wink:
Dexterdoe
11-30-2004, 10:17 PM
People who come to the dealership complaining that their '05 'pulls right while driving' can fuck off.
An eight second lane change to the right on a crowned road is NOT a big deal.
"But I have to steer with my knee while drinking my coffee and talking on the telly." Oh my god! What a fucking crisis! I can understand using your knee on the steering wheel while driving no handed for added safety, but to have to depend on your legs to maintain a straight ahead course...unacceptable! I understand, cars have cruise control because people don't want to use their legs while driving. You want your vehicle to drive straight and smooth at speed without the use of any appendages. Jesus Christ, I'll get right on it. Why don't you pace around for a while and check you watch while I smooth this out.
Oh yeah, be sure and Fuck off!
I kid. :wink: I cross rotated their tires and set tire PSI to spec and it was much better. I drove almost a half a mile with barely a finger on the wheel. :)
Edit: spellin.
Bush is supposed to be coming to my town tomorrow and he can FUCK RIGHT OFF! :lol:
egotripaholic
11-30-2004, 11:43 PM
people who own x-box can fuck off
the x-box can fuck up because it steals games that i wanna play and would be better on ps2
cencors can fuck off
people who think i cant kick their ass cuz i look fat can fuck off
all the stupid canucks and fuck off
australia and their kangaroo boxing and acrocodile wrestling can fuck off
china and their population over 1 billion can fuck off
faggots who pay for candy bars with credit cards can fuck off
people who banned me from multiplayer games when i had a fucking dial up because i didnt have enough money to waste at the time can suck my cock and fuck off
fucking nintendo power and putting posters, that i want to take out of the magazine, in wrong so i cant take em out without fucking the poster up can fuck off
people who dont visit this forum and orsm can fuck off
people who make fun of peoples hobbies can fuck off
people who randomly yell things at you when your trying to have a good time at the mall and then make you beat the shit out of them can fuck off
women who yell equal rights and then expect the men to do all the work can fuck off hardcore!
egotripaholic
11-30-2004, 11:55 PM
nah i didnt fuck up
oh and people who cant take a joke can fuck off
Da' Pimp
11-30-2004, 11:56 PM
people who own x-box can fuck off
all the stupid canucks and fuck off
australia and their kangaroo boxing and crocodile wrestling can fuck off
My GOD, you have just Fucked up :lol:
<--- Awaits (In order) War, Cman, & Zini :lol:
egotripaholic
12-01-2004, 12:01 AM
people who fuck with my head by moving things around in the forum can fuck off :P
people who keep saying someone should get pimp slapped when they know its not gonna make that person get slapped.
war|forever
12-01-2004, 12:09 AM
people who own x-box can fuck off
I'm sorry that your PS2 is so horrendously underpowered that any game that comes out for both XBOX and Sony always gets ranked higher on XBOX for graphics/sound/& and anything else that's actually important. Sure your controller is better, but when you try and play a DVD and you fry your box & have to spend another $150 because Sony's too high and mighty to repair the defect, you might consider joining the dark side.
people who banned me from multiplayer games when i had a fucking dial up because i didnt have enough money to waste at the time can suck my cock and fuck off
So your the cause of all that lag! Get cable ya hippie! :lol: j/k man.
fucking nintendo power and putting posters, that i want to take out of the magazine, in wrong so i cant take em out without fucking the poster up can fuck off
Funniest thing I've heard all night... altho I never subscribed to the magazine, it's still a funny mental image. 8)
I used to subscribe to Nintendo Power.... WHEN I WAS LIKE 10!! :lol:
war|forever
12-01-2004, 12:42 AM
Maybe he is 10 cman. :lol: :lol:
Flamesburn.com CAN FUCK OFF!
( see nonsensical tech question at http://forum.exp0sed.com/viewtopic.php?t=5911 )
Zinista
12-01-2004, 12:48 AM
People who diss Australia can fuck off... Logical and Enough said :!: :twisted:
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