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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd...

A proctologist walks into the bank and he reaches inside his jacket to get his pen to endorse his check but to his chagrin, pulls out his rectal thermometer instead. "Goddamnit," he thinks, "some asshole's got my pen." Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when...

I hope you like this one Fluoresce. 3 bums were standing around a fire... Bum #1 says "guys, i'm stuffed. I was downtown and i found a dumpster that was loaded with fresh food from a 5 star restaurant!" Bum #2 says "that's nothing! I am so drunk...I found a bunch of liquor that the local...

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied...

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? A woman in church has hope in her soul... A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father...

FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, be not annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and...

Picking up strippers is easy. Blow works nice,so do the afore mentioned $250 dances,but the cheap way is after you find one you like.Go back alone a couple days later get a dance,give her your number & ask her if she would like to have lunch one day.Then leave.Don't keep showing up,that's...

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye...