Recent content by Lardy

**Edit, Arsenal currently winning 4-3, coming back from 3-1 down, their the boys for the Prem title again.** Can't see the bindippers getting the title, good team yeah, but not the title. Good for them that Cisse's taking up Owen's role easily, bad thing is that Baros has taken up Heskey's just...

Manchester United, Liverpool & Newcastle can FUCK OFF! the FA can FUCK OFF! Alan Smith, can... yes, FUCK OFF! Sluts that say they love you, then cheat on you when your backs turned, can FUCK OFF Guys who think they're 'it' can FUCK RIGHT OFF! People who push their opinion, pretend to listen...

I'm from Yorkshire, and the steroetype is that we're all farmers, with whippets, ferrets down our trousers, flat caps and put lard in everything. Also, since i'm NZ, the stereotype is sheep fuckers since theres 4-1 sheep-man, and lard is needed for the penetration of a sheep

No question, always has been, and always will be Carmen Electra and Jaime Pressly, and my words straight after wouldn't be "man it was kickass" More like "aaaaahhhh... cheque please."

For me.. its gotta be.. 1. Carmen Electra 2. Jakkie Degg 3. Jo Guest 4. Jaime Pressly 5. Rachel Stevens 6. Salma Hayek 7. Kylie Minogue 8. Britney (when she's lookin' cute only) 8) 9. Shannon Elizabeth 10. Liv Tyler Bit of a mix of looks, but my ideal woman would be about 5'3, Blonde, Brown...

1/4 German, 1/4 Yorkshire, 1/4 Cornish (Celtic), 1/4 New Zealand Its a depressing mix of boringness :D