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what happened to this alexa grace?

Bri Teresi

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney is asked if he'd ever go down on one knee again. He replies, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

Somebody complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, "Parking Fine." So that was nice

My dad always used to say, "Fight fire with fire." Probably why he was sacked from the fire brigade

I was reading this book called The History Of Glue. Couldn’t put it down

Did you know that there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too much, it makes you talk shit and drive badly

was in a bookstore the other day, and there was a third off all titles. I bought The Lion, The Witch

My local’s rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night. First question was, “What the fuck you looking at?”

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday and she replied: “Something to run around in.” So I bought her a tracksuit

Why are women like pub toilets? They're either vacant, engaged, or full of crap

Those Harry Potter films are so unrealistic. Honestly: a ginger kid with two mates?