Recent content by WorldinPalms

This is just f*cking stupid to me! Isn't this kind of like the government trying to run our lives and the way we live? I mean, they are TELLING us that we HAVE to have digital cable now?, not that I mind cause I have an hdtv, but what about the po folk? This all just sounds f*cktarded to me.

When Apollo astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, the usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the...

Da' Pimp asked for funny jokes so, I am going to keep on posting them. I guess I'll take over the funny part of this forum until I run out of them myself, lol. Here's a few more........ By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room...

A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new wife crying. So the husband inquires, "What's wrong, Honey?"...

A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her...

Two guys, one from West Virginia and one from Kentucky, were walking across a field when they came across a sheep whose head was locked between the pickets of a fence. Knowing a good thing when he sees it, the guy from Kentucky drops his drawers and does the sheep. When he's finished, he pulls...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a...

First off let me say that I am NOT racist at all! I have many friends of different races. This is just a funny ass joke. A guy walks into an antique store looking for a gift for his wife. The old man working asks the man what his wife likes. "She likes cats" the man says. The old man says...