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What's Your Battlecry?

egotripaholic

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Running through the cliffs, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Egotripaholic! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to clobber you until armored tanks pull us apart, then steal your lederhosen!"
 

Davidian

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Sprinting through the terrain, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Davidian! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"


Hehehe!
 

pork_soda

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Stalking amidst the cliffs, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Pork_soda! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to punch you so heinously, you will polymorph into a giant spork!"
 

Gowar

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WOO WOOOOOOO!

(EDIT) Keep in mind this is while GOWAR is setting loose his wild mongeese.
 

Gonjawolverine

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Stalking amidst the hotel lobby, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Gonjawolverine! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

"Swinging two hardened pitas" Not very intimidating. That is some of the craziest shit I have ever heard. Crazy or just plain weird.
 

rockin

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check mine out its is sweet :lol:
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the hotel lobby! It is Rockin, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"
 

oscaraustin

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Hah, this is a great way to pass the boredom of day. late to the party... but mine is:


Prowling amidst the wasteland, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Oscar Austin! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"

pitas and bacon... can't go wrong...
 

Reverend James

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Drunkenly stumbling from behind his altar, the Reverend appears with a curling iron in one hand and four sets of hand-cuffs in the other, and bellows...

Verily, I shall cuff you face-down on the altar and place yon curling iron up thine pooper, turn it on and just walk away...
 

CoonLa

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Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the mountains! It is Coonla, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!!"
 

tommy13

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blood and souls for my dark lord! Ishall piant the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!
 

blazin

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Stalking over the freeway, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Blazin! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"
 

Cazby

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Mine is AWESOME!!!

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the candy store! It is Cazby, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:


"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!"
 

sigep1007

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging out of the steppes! It is Sigep1007, hands clutching a thorned whip! He howls ominously:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring darkness and mayhem like a mad dog who can only get madder!"
 

Potatoman

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l3lasphemer said:
I WILL MOLEST YOU ALL IN A CHURCH CONFESSIONAL BOOTH!!!

I don't think you've quite got the idea of this thread....
There's a link on the first page which tells you what it is.
 

Nizzle

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"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"
 

mbblue27

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Skulking along the desert, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Mbblue27! And he gives a booming howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!!!"
 

bobobill

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Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It is Bobobill, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
 
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"I'm going to bludgeon you into the danger zone, and sever every head in sight!"

"I'm going to torment you until you are hot and bothered, and add a notch to my bedpost!"
 
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