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WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!!!

jessicajoanne

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Okay now that I have your attention... This forum has become much to boring... So this is a call to all those crazy people I know are out there... There is more to life than wanking to PORN... I want to know who you are and what makes you tick!

So.... I will start...

:llama: <-- This is me... 30 year old bisexual llama lady from Southern Cali... Currently unemployed due to the craptastic economy... I am a pornoholic and will hopefully be picking up my posting again after a couple year hiatus...

Now... WHO ARE YOU??? :crazy:

Pics will be rewarded with lots of Llama love... :) :llama:
 

KABOOM

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There is more to life than wanking to PORN
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I guess I should keep this going...I'm a 21 year old college student, entering my last undergrad year. I'm gonna try to be a pharmacist, hopefully that happens. I've spent way too much of my life on the internet, especially here. I own 50+ blu rays and over 200 DVDs, probably another reason why I'm single....and uh....I have bad knees? And there is no way in hell I'm posting a pic here, so I guess I miss out on the :llama: love.
 

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I guess I should keep this going...I'm a 21 year old college student, entering my last undergrad year. I'm gonna try to be a pharmacist, hopefully that happens. I've spent way too much of my life on the internet, especially here. I own 50+ blu rays and over 200 DVDs, probably another reason why I'm single....and uh....I have bad knees? And there is no way in hell I'm posting a pic here, so I guess I miss out on the :llama: love.

If this is true, then I am a 28 year old MBA with 2 Mercedes, a mansion, and I adopt stray kittens.
 

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Hello there Mr.MBA.
 

jessicajoanne

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I am thoroughly disappointed in all of you.. I see you lurking.. come on... join in the fun... I don't bite (unless that's what you like) ;)
 

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Ok, Jess. I'm older than I wish to mention, which is probably why I didn't want to post here in the first place. But just because there's snow on the roof don't mean there ain't a fire in the boiler! :blush:

I'm from New Jersey, (North Jersey, Sopranos type area), but I now live in south Georgia for some inexplicable reason that I cannot explic. I have a custom cabinet business, but it's been a disaster for the last couple of years. Hard times. But I must say this area is ripe for some rackets. :bah:

Years and years of marriage have prepared me for years and years of seperation. But I've got a daughter and three sons who are always there to help out.... Ok, they help out sometimes.... Well, alright, they don't ever help out. But my oldest son does take me out drinking once in a while.:lol:

I'm often brilliant and occasionally handsome. Not bragging, but I've had many dalliances with the opposite sex, and affairs, sorry to say. Not that I've ever learned much about women from it all, I'm even sorrier to say. I've been a musician for a long time, mostly guitar. I've been a musician, a cab driver, a dock worker, a sportsman, an embroidery mechanic, an aircraft mechanic, a woodworker, a chemistry student, a pharmacy tech and manager, a bartender, an actor, a drug addict, as well as an ordained minister, preacher and teacher with a radio program. I've been on tv, and once kicked Bruce Springsteen off the stage. (True story, tell ya sometime). I love long walks along the ocean...sunsets, and..:moon:. Nah, what I really like is arguin..I mean, discussing things, which is why I spend a lot of time in the discussion areas. My favorite color is blue, and I love puppies. So what about it? :twisted:

Honestly, I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I've gained a whole lot of experience. I have many interesting stories to tell from the many, many different routes I have taken. I am often asked by people who know me to write a book of my many adventures in life, which I'm considering, cause a lot of them have been real interesting. But in the meantime, I'm happy to be here, and would be happy to help or share with anyone interested.

Brian
 

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I really don't like talking about myself , mostly because I'm boring. But I've been here almost 4 years (15. sept) I might aswell share something about myself.

I'm 21 years old. From Estonia (no it's not Russia). I've 2 years of Film School behind me but since our fuckdard business owners hire require college degrees for almost every job I'm entering my first year of "REAL" college next week (IT College, the one which graduates invited Kazaa and Skype ;)). Graduate that and then start following my dreams.

What else? I don't get layed as much a man my age should , I haven't had a gf for past 7 months. Probably because I post here too much... who knows... probably. I've never had a threesome :(

I've never used drugs. Smoked only 2 or 3 cigarettes when I was 14. I don't drink almost at all or only one glass of something when I'm out. I've been drunk only once in my life - 2 guys are not enough for 1l Jägermeister.

Oh and I don't have Bieber fever. :pimp:
 

jessicajoanne

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Thanks for replying guys!

Although your long biographies have made my answer look inadequate... haha

:llama: love
 

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I'm 21 years old. From Estonia (no it's not Russia). I've 2 years of Film School behind me but since our fuckdard business owners hire require college degrees for almost every job I'm entering my first year of "REAL" college next week (IT College, the one which graduates invited Kazaa and Skype ;)). Graduate that and then start following my dreams.

What else? I don't get layed as much a man my age should , I haven't had a gf for past 7 months. Probably because I post here too much... who knows... probably. I've never had a threesome :(

I've never used drugs. Smoked only 2 or 3 cigarettes when I was 14. I don't drink almost at all or only one glass of something when I'm out. I've been drunk only once in my life - 2 guys are not enough for 1l Jägermeister.

You sound depressed about your situation! I would chew my left arm off to be in your shoes! (I would rather chew my left leg off, but then I wouldn't be able to be in your shoes).

21 years old..you have your whole life ahead of you! Three of my kids are actually older than you! The film industry is a great idea...don't procrastinate. Go ahead and go to college now, it will be the best years of your life. It seems like a big deal now, but at your age it's only a drop in the bucket, and you'll never regret it for the rest of your life. The world is at your door, and you can go anywhere. Believe me, hindsight is 20/20, how I wish I knew then what I know now!

Don't worry about girlfriends or threesomes, that will come, too. Usually when you aren't trying, or you least expect it. There's plenty of time for that. Don't get burdened down or waylaid..concentrate on your future. This is your time to determine what the rest of your life will be like..don't hesitate, make hay while the sun is shining. You can get high and laid when you have that office in Hollywood. Keep your eyes on the road, and your hands on the wheel. Go for it.
 

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I'm over 21 but under 60, single and happy to be that way. I still work, hate the job I'm doing, it pays the rent, just. Interested in history especially the Second World War. I used to enjoy British football but now I prefer American, Pats for the Super Bowl.
 
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