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US beer is crap

OCC-402

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damn you canadians! you and your good hockey players and copious amounts of pot, ACCEPT YOUR PLACE AS THE 51ST STATE OF AMERICA! WE WANT YOUR OIL AND YOUR WOMEN AND WILL TAKE THEM BOTH WITH OUR LARGE AMERICAN PENISES!!
 

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OCC-402, what "large American Penises"?

You guys drink 3.2% alc/vol beer. How the heck do you guys have large penises if you drink so sissy beer?
 

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Iceberg said:
You guys drink 3.2% alc/vol beer. How the heck do you guys have large penises if you drink so sissy beer?

Ice,

Gonna have to disagree with you here. There are only a few places in the US that have 3.2 beer (the entire state of Utah is the only place that comes to mind, but I know there are other places in the south). Here in Wisconsin we have some great local breweries (forget Miller, its pisswater) that are as good as any beer, anywhere! :)
 

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mindido said:
Gonna have to disagree with you here. There are only a few places in the US that have 3.2 beer (the entire state of Utah is the only place that comes to mind, but I know there are other places in the south). Here in Wisconsin we have some great local breweries (forget Miller, its pisswater) that are as good as any beer, anywhere! :)
keep telling yourself that and maybe someday, someone else will believe it.

BOT!!
 

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Only thing I know about Wisconsin is anything I've seen on That 70's Show :lol:

Also you like to wear cheese on your head.
 

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CMan,

Can't say that I've ever really watched that show. The only thing that I know about it is that their lead in song is by a band I used to roadie for a long time ago. And they're from just south of the border in Illinois.

And yes, we do wear cheeseheads occasionally. Mainly during Packer games but occasionally when we're flying in small planes (they provide great head protection in the event of a crash).

And if you ever get the chance, you've gotta try that Spotted Cow. Really good stuff.
 

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Mindido's right about the beer (much to my chagrin)...I went to Wyoming all set to harass them there cowboys about drinking water which they call beer (3.2) and it's the same as here...Except! Even with the exchange rate on our dollar (and what you would expect to be import taxes into the States), a twelve pack was about two bucks less than here!...oh well, Canadian beer still tastes better anyway :D

Now on to another point...
Anecdotally attributed to Winston Churchill (who probably wished he'd said it, if he didn't ;))..."Any man who is under 30 and is not a liberal has no heart; and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative has no brains."

Just go and vote!
 

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Red Horse said:
Anecdotally attributed to Winston Churchill (who probably wished he'd said it, if he didn't ;))..."Any man who is under 30 and is not a liberal has no heart; and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative has no brains."

Shoot I know that one. I don't think it was Churchill Red Horse...but I don't have the answer. Lemme check on that one.
 

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Red Horse said:
I went to Wyoming all set to harass them there cowboys about drinking water which they call beer (3.2) and it's the same as here...

Red Horse,

You aren't talking about Coors are you? I hope not, that stuff is even worse than Miller! If so, I may need to reevaluate some of the good things I've heard about Canadian beer. :)
 

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I actually don't mind Coors. Its what I normally drink when I'm in the US and "have to" drink American beer. They are affiliated with Molson now (merger or something), so I kind of feel like less of a traitor that way haha
 

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CMan,

Coors??? Ugh. That stuff really is like drinking water. The only beer I can think of that is worse is the stuff they make in New Orleans (or at least used to), sorry, can't remember what its called off hand. Gonna have to get you some really good beer.
 

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LOL don't worry, we have lots of good beer up here. I don't need any. I never drink non-canadian beer while at home ;)
 

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CMan,

Well, I don't know? I'm a bit concerned if you really like that Coors stuff. We may need to get you a good education on really good beers. :)
 

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Mindido,
Sorry, what I meant was that they had proper 5% and up beer like the norm is here in Canada...I was under the misconception that pretty much all beer in the States was 3.2% :D
 

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Red Horse said:
Mindido,
Sorry, what I meant was that they had proper 5% and up beer like the norm is here in Canada...I was under the misconception that pretty much all beer in the States was 3.2% :D

Red Horse,

Oh, OK. There are a few places that have that 3.2 crap but thankfully, they are few and far between. Quite a few years ago I was in Utah and drank some 3.2 Heineken (which I normally really like), man, that was really bad.
 

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Red Horse said:
Sorry, what I meant was that they had proper 5% and up beer like the norm is here in Canada...I was under the misconception that pretty much all beer in the States was 3.2% :D

Actually Red Horse pretty much all beer in the States is 6%. In some states, you can buy that 3.2 crap in the grocery stores on days or during hours they aren't supposed to sell the real stuff. Weird I know, but this is the country of Prohibition ya know....
 

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Canada's drinking and gambling age is 19 and that kicks ass
I went to Casino Windsor last friday and hit for $750 on a slot machine while silly drunk:)

I'll be turning 21 in 2 weeks though so I won't have much need for canada after that
 

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Actually Red Horse pretty much all beer in the States is 6%. In some states, you can buy that 3.2 crap in the grocery stores on days or during hours they aren't supposed to sell the real stuff. Weird I know, but this is the country of Prohibition ya know....

Ha! Grocery stores?...and the corner store?...Forget Prohibition, we still have ONLY the Beer Store and the LCBO (Ontario liquor store) where you can buy it (because we Canucks can't be trusted to maybe get a six pack without permission from the government...on our own buying adult beverages we might get, god forbid, impolite or something...)
 

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mbblue27 said:
Canada's drinking and gambling age is 19 and that kicks ass
I went to Casino Windsor last friday and hit for $750 on a slot machine while silly drunk:)

I'll be turning 21 in 2 weeks though so I won't have much need for canada after that


in Alberta it's 18.....I think there's one other place that's 18 also but the rest are 19
 
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