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Top 5 Best REAL Tits

Reverend James

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I was looking at the Winona Ryder thread and felt the need to express my awe in the form of a poll. So, fellas and ladies, give me your top five favorite PAIRS of real titties (don't rate 1. left 2. right, and no implants).

Difficulty rating: No Lindsay Lohan!

5. Mimi Rogers - Yeah, they have some sag now, but they are huge and full.
4. Nikki Cox - Even seeing Bobcat Goldthwait next to her doesn't take your eyes off of them.
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Lithe body, huge jugs...
2. Scarlett Johanson - Made "8-Legged Freaks" worth watching, from the shower scene on anyway.
1. Winona Ryder - Dead giveaway, I know, but GAAAAAAAWDAAAAAMMIT, Chewbacky! The picture of her in the overalls with nothing underneath may be on of the sexiest pictures of all time.
 

Zinista

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5.Elle Macpherson
4.Alyssa Milano
3.Christina Aguilera
2.Britney Spears
1.Jennifer Lopez

Note: We have established that Brooke Burke's funbags are fake right??
 

mindido

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I'm having a tough time putting them in a particular order (except for Farrah's nips).

Top Five -

Farrah Fawcett (best nipples ever)
Salma Hayek
Mimi Rogers
Laura San Giacomo
Marina Sirtis

Very darn close -

Loni Anderson
Adrienne Barbeau
Kelly LeBrock
Sofia Loren
Markie Post
Victoria Principal
Jeri Ryan
Suzanne Somers
Raquel Welch (if real)
Nicki Cox (if real)
 

Cman

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Its hard to think of people because some you aren't sure if they're real or not.

Also whats with everyone saying Jennifer Aniston? Have you SEEN her tits topless. She has the worst shaped, ugliest tits ever.

Random order:

Heidi Klum
Elle MacPherson
Catherine Bell
Gisele Bundchen
Adriana Lima
 

Connery

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cman said:
Also whats with everyone saying Jennifer Aniston? Have you SEEN her tits topless. She has the worst shaped, ugliest tits ever.
Wouldn't go that far - I've seen uglier - but the man has a good point. Witness: http://labeler1.com/1/Jennifer_Aniston/ja05.jpg

I enjoy large and small, so I'll make 3 separate lists, in random order, and a few extras, since I prefer to enjoy rather than rank.

Larger:
Christina Ricci
Shannon Doherty
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry
Lacey Chabert
Rosanna Arquette

Medium:
Diane Lane
Josie Maran
Angelina Jolie
Adriana Lima
Jessica Alba
Liz Hurley

Smaller:
Charlize Theron
Demi Moore (pre-surgery)
Jane March
Mia Kirshner
Nicole Kidman
Rene Russo
 

Reverend James

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Connery, man, that is being into it on an entirely esoteric level. Nice work. Everyone on your lists has real titties too.

And for the record, I don't mind Jennifer Aniston's tits, I mean, they are firm for a woman rapidly approaching 40. I am still kicking myself for overlooking Jennifer Connelly though.
 

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Jennifer Aniston scores major points with me mainly for the nip action. Her tits don't have a '"classic" shape, but they appear firm and not sagging; not too big or too small. Oh, did I mention the nips?

I also agree with Connery. I like a variety. I like his breakdown.
 

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Talking about nips.. Darryl Hannah and Lisa Rinna have some of the biggest out there in celeb land..

I reckon Sherilyn Fenn deserves a honorable mention.. Those puppies were Fiiine in "Two Moon Junction"..
 

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no doubt about it, best boobs in the business

1. Jennifer Connelly
2. Salma Hayek
3. Laetitia Casta
4. Halle Berry
5. Heidi Klum

honorable mention

6. Josie Moran
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Monica Belluci
9. Diane Lane
10. Patricia Arquette
 
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