Wrestling 2005

Yea, It was rubbish. Only wathcable match/segment was Rhodes/DiBiase vs Orton

Checkout this awesome shoot. Ed Ferrara and Vince Russo together:

DVD 1 WWF http://www.megavideo.com/?v=JKV40IZL
DVD 2 WCW http://www.megavideo.com/?v=TB3JCV64
DVD 3 http://www.megavideo.com/?v=C5KEWIDJ

According to PWInsider, ratings for the first day of the "Monday Night War" are in and it's not a pretty sight for TNA --

The 3/8 edition of Raw did a 3.4 rating.
The 3/8 edition of Impact did a 1.0 rating.

That's TNA's lowest rating in a LONG time and you've gotta figure that there was a boost in viewers due to curiosity. They did hurt RAW a bit, but if they didn't convince some fans to abandon RAW for TNA, then starting next week they could be dipping under a 1.0 rating.

Paul Heyman had opined that Spike would let TNA move to Mondays because they didn't give a crap about the company, but knew that it would hurt WWE's ratings a bit, and since Spike is owned by Viacom, Viacom would be glad to sacrifice TNA in order just to knock down USA's ratings, even just a bit. I wonder if that was part of the thinking for the move, which seemed premature to me.

TNA Impact actually scored a wonderful .98 rating last night. They upped it to 1.0 so people wouldn't laugh as hard.

I didn't watch Impact, but most of the things I've read have left me thinking - what the fuck? A premiering RVD pins a returning Sting in 10 seconds, but then gets beat down by Sting - how does that get either man over? Oh, yeah, it doesn't! And that just skims the surface of how much of a joke this show was.

Bobobill, I'm glad you enjoyed it, but if I tried to run through the whole show, I'd be pulling my hair out by the end because they're still booking like idiots instead of smart, clever and coherent. It's seriously not worth my anguish.

I didn't watch Raw either and I have no desire to. Oh, Criss Angel, OH - can he make John Cena and Batista disappear permanently? I'll tune in for that! Otherwise, no thanks.

It seems like one watches Raw to be bored and one watches Impact to laugh at the lunacy.

How is this a war? It's not a war; hell, it's not even a skirmish. One side doesn't care enough to fight while the other can't even find the target and keeps shooting itself in the foot.

nekkid said:

Checkout this awesome shoot. Ed Ferrara and Vince Russo together:

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I got about 20 minutes in before I had to laugh at Vince's utter bullshit and turn it off. "Oh, I thought the gimmicks I was writing for were stupid."

I have little doubt he came up with the gimmicks, pitched them with glee to McMahon, McMahon let him run with the ball (because he's an idiot at times) and because they failed or were perceived as a joke, Russo has to save face and say "Oh, they weren't my ideas. I was just doing what McMahon told me." If you look at his later booking or even booking now, you can see he's still doing the same crap ideas.

Here you go guys watch it while its up. The Shawn Michaels 3 disc dvd 'my journey' that just came out on the 9th. Its over 10 hours long. More hbk than you could ever want.

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Important question: Where is Santino?

Also I don't get it how can TNA get so low ratings - imho they are much much better than WWE.

Santino is injured - happened just before the rumble!

TNA is getting low rating because if you've watched WWE in the last 10 years then you've seen TNA before!

Wrestlemania 26 is less than 24 hours away! I can't wait! This is the first WM I'm actually looking forward to since perhaps WM20. We've got a stacked card, even if all of the stories aren't where they should be.

Here's my results:

Orton vs. DiBiase vs. Rhodes - next to no real story, haven't they teased Legacy's breakup for almost as long as they've been together? Just get it over with already. Orton goes over only because I can't see the other two getting the win.

MitB - Christian wins. It's got to happen. What better way to come off his ECW run than to get a shot at one of the titles.

Rey Misterio vs. CM Punk - Punk winning, forcing Rey to join SES makes for better drama than giving Rey a feel good win.

ShowMiz vs. Morrison & R-Truth - Just thrown together team a vs. barely established thrown together team b. ShowMiz should retain.

Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon - Let it end here and allow Bret to do something else on one of the shows. Don't drag this out with McMahon winning. Please!

Triple H vs. Sheamus - Love him or hate him, Sheamus needs the win here after getting pwned by a shit title reign. And with Hunter high on the guy, I can see him willing to put the kid over on the biggest stage.

Edge vs. Chris Jericho - This feud needs to continue cause it really just started. Jericho winning gives Edge something to chase after.

John Cena vs. Batista - Seriously, like Cena needs the title again, but I see him getting it back here. It might have had good buildup, but I just have no interest in either of these wrestlers. Thankfully, they aren't ruining two matches by facing other people.

Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker - To end the streak now would just be stupid. That being said, I won't be surprised if they do, but I'm keeping my money on Taker for the win.

Addendum: God, why put a Divas match on the card at all? Honestly, I could care less who wins since it means jack squat, but I'll go with Vicky's team winning.

All in all, a great looking card. Of course, they could totally ruin it, but I'll keep riding the positive waves.

Edge, cena, taker, sheamus, bret, showmiz, rey, dibiase, kofi & Beth, Mickie, Gail, Kelly & Eve.

Don't forget the main event:

The official WrestleMania 26 program lists a ten-diva tag match. The match was never announced officially on WWE television even though they began the small build to towards the match.

The match will be Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly & Eve Torres vs. Vickie Guerrero, Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse & Alicia Fox.

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Orton
MVP
Rey Mysterio
Morrison & R-Truth
Bret Hart
HHH
Edge
Cena
Shawn Michaels

Beth, Mickie, Gail, Kelly & Eve.

I agree with almost all jerseyboybastard wrote but with a few exceptions:


The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels - I rather see HBK retire than 17 and 1
Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon - When was the last time Vince won at WM?
WWE Champion Batista vs. John Cena - I hope. This match I will skip.
World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. Edge
Money in the Bank Ladder Match - Christian (don't really know whos in it)
Unified Tag Team Champion Big Show & The Miz vs. John Morrison & R-Truth - agree with jbb
Triple H vs. Sheamus - I like the guy
Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes (Triple Threat Match) - Ted and Cody beat up Orton. THen turn against each other. Orton beats up both. Classic.
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio - no way he's going to join the hippy squad
10-Diva Tag Team Match - Hopefully the heels, but they never win at WM, but Fuck it. I say Heels.

The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!!! C'mon babay!!! (Although I could see Bret HArt screwing him, which would be super cool)

Bret HArt

Cena

Edge

ShowMiz

Sheamus

Ted Dibiase

Rey Rey

Beth, Mickie, Gail, Kelly & Eve.

Orton
Christian
CM Punk
Sheamus
Bret Hart
ShoMiz
Edge
Cena
Taker
And the face divas not really sure of the teams and don't really care

nekkid said:

The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!!! C'mon babay!!! (Although I could see Bret HArt screwing him, which would be super cool)

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HAHAHA I would love it if that happened!

The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels

Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon

WWE Champion Batista vs. John Cena

World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. Edge

Money In The Bank Ladder Match - Christian

Unified Tag Team Champion Big Show & The Miz vs. John Morrison & R-Truth

Triple H vs. Sheamus

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes (Triple Threat Match)

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

10-Diva Tag Team Match - Beth, Mickie, Gail, Kelly & Eve

The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels - If they end the reign now that is just bullshit.

Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon - Can Vince stop getting involved FFS.

WWE Champion Batista vs. John Cena - I hope Cena doesn't win on the big stage again.

World Heavyweight Champion Chris Jericho vs. Edge - I think Jericho got it pretty much to lose it to Edge at WM.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match - Kofi just to be a bit different.

Unified Tag Team Champion Big Show & The Miz vs. John Morrison & R-Truth - I just prefer those two by a LLLOOOONNNGGG way.

Triple H vs. Sheamus - I think Trip will give hime the win to get him over.

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes (Triple Threat Match) - I cannot see either of the others winning.

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio - And hopefully they end this crappy CM Punk squad thing.

10-Diva Tag Team Match - Er I have no idea who is in this match so I am going to say the Heels.

WM 26 results

WWE WrestleMania 26 results
Date: Sunday, March 28, 2010
Location: University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona
Results by: 24Wrestling.com

The WrestleMania 26 broadcast opens up with a shot of the crowd at the University of Phoenix Stadium, with jets flying over the open dome of the arena. Fantasia from American Idol sings America The Beautiful with the American Flag on the big screen behind her. Following her performance, the WrestleMania 26 intro video is shown. Back in the arena the fireworks go off and we're welcomed by Michael Cole, Matt Striker and Jerry Lawler. The Titantron looks like a big pyramid of big-screens.

R-Truth & John Morrison vs. Miz & Big Show
R-Truth comes out first, singing his entrance music. The bell rings with Truth and Miz kicking things off. Truth dominates Miz until he tags in Big Show, who drops Truth with a fallaway slam. Big Show climbs to the second rope but Truth drops him off and tags in Morrison. Miz gets the tag and Morrison goes to town on him. He kicks Miz in the face and goes for the Starship but Big Show pulls out Miz. Truth goes for a suicide plancha on Big Show to the outside, but Show catches him and throws him into the ring post.

Back in the ring, Miz and Morrison are facing off. Big Show tags himself in and hits Morrison with the knockout punch and pins him for the 1-2-3.

Winners & still Tag Champs: Big Show & Miz

Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton
Orton is in control to at the beginning of the match. Eventually Rhodes and DiBiase team up on Orton. The two-on-one beat down continues for a while and it looks like DiBiase and Rhodes are getting along well. Orton gets his second wind and fights them both off until he eats a clothesline from DiBiase. DiBiase pins Orton, Rhodes breaks it up, and that ruins their partnership as they start exchanging blows. Orton hits a double-DDT off the middle ropes and looks like he wants to punt Rhodes in the head. He hits it, but then DiBiase puts Orton in the Million Dollar Dream from behind. Orton fights out of it, hits the RKO, and pins him for the 1-2-3. After the match, a huge cylinder screen comes into the middle of the ring from the ceiling with Orton's titantron video on it.

Winner: Randy Orton

Vickie Guerrero is backstage with the heel Divas cutting a promo about WrestleMania being special. She brings out Jillian to sing something. Santino comes in, he bites into a Slim Jim and Jillian turns into Mae Young, he bites again and she turns into Gene Okurlund, he bites again and he turns into Melina, who he is happy with.

Money in the Bank match: Kofi Kingston vs. MVP vs. Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Matt Hardy vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Kane vs. Christian
MVP is the first to put a ladder in the ring. Drew sets it up and climbs but Hardy throws him off. Bourne hits a knee to Drew then Hardy follows up with a Twist Of Fate, then MVP hits the drive by to send him out of the ring. Now everyone is fighting to get up the ladder. Kane chokeslams Bourne out of the ring onto some guys at ringside. Kane powerbombs Kofi into a ladder. "These metal ladders are so dangerous," says Lawler. Christian goes for a Killswitch on Evan Bourne onto a ladder, but Bourne pushes him off and does a shooting star press. Bourne goes for the briefcase but Hardy cuts him short. Hardy hip-tosses Bourne off the ladder. Swagger takes Hardy off the ladder. Kane is climbing the ladder, Dolph climbs over Kane up the ladder and goes for the briefcase, but Kane pushes the ladder down and sends Dolph flying. Kane chokeslams Dolph onto a ladder. Kane breaks a ladder in half and then Kofi kicks Kane in the face and he goes out of the ring. Kofi takes the two sides of the broken ladder and uses them like stilts to try and get the briefcase, but Drew spoils the moment and pushes him down.

Drew grabs a ladder from outside and starts climbing, Hardy stops him by pushing the ladder over and crotching Drew on the ropes. Hardy starts climbing, Christian climbs another ladder and jumps over to Hardy's latter and starts punching him. Kane starts climbing the other side and sets up for a double chokeslam, but they fight him off and kick him down. Hardy hits a Twist Of Fate on Christian off the ladder.

Somehow Christian gets back up and starts climbing, but Swagger stops him by slamming the briefcase into Christian's face. Swagger gets the briefcase after struggling for a while and wins the match.

Winner: Jack Swagger

Cole, Lawler and Striker re-cap the Hall of Fame induction ceremony the took place last night. We get a little bit of footage, that includes highlights of the inductions of Wendi Richter, Mad Dog Vachon, Stu Hart, Gorgeous George, and Antonio Inoki. We get a little more footage of the inductions of Bob Uecker, which was extremely funny, and Ted Dibiase, which was extremely deserved.

Howard Finkel introduces the newest inductees to the WWE Hall of Fame. A good portion of the Hart family is out to represent Stu Hart. Wendi Richter, Mad Dog Vachon, Antonio Inoki, Bob Uecker, and Betty Wagner (representing Gorgeous George), as well as Ted Dibiase are announced. Fink announces them as the Hall of Fame class of 2010, and deservedly, they get a huge pop from the crowd.

Triple H vs. Sheamus

Video package airs airs recapping their feud. Sheamus is the first man announced, and he makes his way to the ring to a decent amount of heat from this giant crowd. Triple H is out next, to a huge pop from the crowd. We get an awesome view of Hunter from the ramp that includes a wide shot of the arena, and it just gives you a small idea of how huge this event is.

Based on entrances alone, I don’t know how anyone could think Sheamus has a chance, since Hunter got a freaking light show and tons of pyro, and a crazy in-ring video screen, while Sheamus didn’t even have a sparkler.

Sheamus and Hunter lock up, and Sheamus backs Hunter up into the corner, where he breaks with a shove. He tells Hunter that he’s the future and he’s the Celtic Warrior. Hunter puts Sheamus in the corner, but also doesn’t break clean, slapping Sheamus across the face. Hunter hits a series of right hands and he tries for the pedigree early, but Sheamus is able to fight out of it.

Sheamus sends Hunter into the corner, but quickly eats a dropkick. Hunter hits a suplex, and follows up with a knee, but a cover only yeilds a two count for Triple H. Sheamus rolls to the outside, and Hunter follows, slamming his head into the barricade and sending him back into the ring. Back in the ring, Hunter goes to work on Sheamus’ legs, locking in the figure four. Sheamus is able to get to the ropes to break the hold and he rolls back to the outside.

Sheamus beats on Hunter in the corner, slamming his thigh into Hunter’s head before choking and stomping away at Hunter. Sheamus poses for the crowd to a lot of heat. Sheamus continues the beatdown in the corner on Hunter, being pulled away by the ref. Sheamus and Hunter trade right hands, with Sheamus getting the upper hand with an axe handle to the head. Sheamus tries for the cover but he only gets two.

Hunter is back up and out of the sleeper with a back body drop. Sheamus charges Hunter in the corner but eats a couple of his boots for his trouble. Hunter fights out of a slam and hits a DDT to change the momentum. Hunter and Sheamus trade right hands in the center of the ring, and Hunter gets the upper hand. Hunter hits the high knee and he’s back in this one. Face buster from Hunter is good for a near fall.Hunter ducks a clothesline and tries for a pedigree but Sheamus counters. Hunter hits a neckbreaker that’s good for a two count.

Hunter puts Sheamus on the top turnbuckle and he climbs up, hitting Sheamus. Sheamus ducks out of it, and he tries for the razor’s edge but Hunter fights out. Sheamus tries for his big kick, but Hunter fights out. Pedigree attempt but Sheamus fights out again and he hits his huge kick. Sheamus goes for the pin but Hunter kicks out.

Sheamus picks Hunter up off the mat, and he puts him up on his shoulder, but Hunter fights out and connects with a big spinebuster. Hunter goes for the pin but Sheamus kicks out at two.

Sheamus tries to roll to the outside, but he only gets to the apron. Hunter tries to pick him up, but Sheamus fights him off and connects with a big kick to Hunter’s temple. Sheamus crawls back into the ring and he picks up Hunter. Hunter is playing possum, and out of nowhere he hits the pedigree. Hunter pins Sheamus and he gets the three count.

Winner: Triple H

They show a video package recapping the CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio feud.

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

CM Punk is the first man out to the ring, with Serena and Luke Gallows in tow, and of course, a mic in hand. Punk still gets a decent reaction from the crowd, probably due to his stellar work. Punk says there’s over 70 thousand weak minded individuals that are so hopped up on pills, they think Rey Mysterio is a super hero. They think their super hero will make the monster go away, but Punk isn’t a monster, he’s a savior, and he can lead everyone to a better place. He can lead by example because he chooses to be drug free, and he chooses to be better than everyone. Mysterio doesn’t have a choice. He will be forced to join the SES, and everyone will have to accept him. One nation, under Punk, with integrity and sobriety for all.

Mysterio’s music hits, and Punk stares down the entrance ramp. Mysterio is finally out, with some crazy contacts that look like cat eyes or something. Mysterio also has a long ponytail hanging from his mask and he’s dressed in baby blue gear with some neon orange streaks. Apparently Mysterio’s attire is inspired by Avatar.

The bell rings and we’re ready to start this one. Gallows and Sarita are stalking around the outside, it distracts Mysterio, and Punk is able to use that to catch Mysterio, sending him to the mat and stomping away on him. Mysterio tries to come back and jumps to the top, but Punk sweeps his feet out from under him. Punk distracts the ref and Serena chokes Mysterio. Punk tries for a baseball slide, but Mysterio flips up, and Punk crotches himself on the ring post. On the outside, Punk gets even by slamming Mysterio into the steel ring steps.

Back in the ring, Punk pounds away on Mysterio and he tries for a pin, but Mysterio kicks out at two. Punk locks in a rear chin lock while the SES cheers on from ringside. Mysterio is able to fight up to his feet and out of the hold where he catches Punk with a quick kick. Mysterio tries for a headscissors, but Punk fights it off, only to eat a springboard seated senton from Mysterio. Mysterio hits a kick to Punk’s face, but Punk is able to surprise Mysterio with a roll up for two. Punk catches Mysterio with a giant kick to the side of the head, but a pin is only good for two.

Punk tries for a series of pins, but it ends with Mysterio flipping out and up onto the ropes, where he comes back with a crazy springboard DDT. Mysterio tries for the pin, but he only gets two. Mysterio kicks Punk into the ropes and tries for the 619, but Punk catches him. Punk tries for the GTS, but Mysterio fights out. Mysterio springboards off the ropes, but Punk catches him in GTS position. Mysterio fights out again and kicks Punk in the head. Mysterio goes to the top and tries for a frog splash, but he misses. Punk tries for the cover but he only gets two.

Punk hits the high knee in the corner, but Mysterio fights out of the bulldog and sends Punk into the ropes. Mysterio tries for the 619, but Serena and Gallows distract him. Punk almost hits the 619, but Mysterio fights out, hits the 619, the springboard splash, and pins Punk.

Winner: Rey Mysterio

We get a video package recapping the 12+ year Bret Hart and Vince McMahon storyline.

No Holds Barred Street Fight: Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon

Vince McMahon is the second entrant in the match. He enters wearing a short sleeved shirt, and he looks pretty damn good for his age. Vince is also carrying a mic in his hand. Vince says Bret is in his ring, at his greatest creation, WrestleMania. Vince says Bret deserves a WrestleMania sized screwing. Vince says he shelled out a lot of bucks and as a result, he bought himself a lot of lumberjacks, and one of them will be a guest referee. Vince says to just remember that Bret screwed Bret, and Vince screwed Bret, and now Vince and Hart’s entire family screwed Bret. The Hart Dynasty makes their way out, along with Hart’s family make their way to the ring with Vince.

The Hart family surrounds the rings, but this is pretty ridiculous since everyone but the Hart Dynasty is in their formal wear from earlier. The women are all in heels and formal dresses, and most of the guys are wearing tuxes, I think only Bruce is wearing jeans. Bruce is in the ring, and he takes off his shirt to reveal a referee shirt.

Bruce Hart doesn’t even take off his sunglasses. Bret can’t believe that his whole family agreed to this. He says there isn’t much he can do, what’s done is done. He says there’s one thing he knows about the Hart family, they got paid up front and their money is already in the bank. Hart says there’s one thing he learned from the Montreal screwjob, and that’s a good old fashioned double cross. The Hart family is united. Hart knew about this coming in, and tonight, at Vince’s greatest creation, it’ll be forever remembered as the night Bret screwed Vince. Bruce and Bret hug, and Bruce starts the match, finally with his glasses off.

Vince begs off, but Hart hits him with a right. Hart beats McMahon all around the ring, in the corner, stomping away at him. Hart chokes McMahon with his foor in the corner. Vince rols outside into the Hart Dynasty, who go to work with a couple of forearms. Hart family members are in to join, and Natalya hits Vince with a big slap. Kidd and DH Smith stomp away at Vince, and Kidd locks in a guillotine choke before hammering away on Vince. DH Smith picks Vince up and Kidd climbs up to the apron. DH Smith picks Vince up, and Kidd goes all the way to the top turnbuckle. Kidd leaps off and hits a top rope Hart attack all the way to the floor, sending Vince McMahon crashing down.

The Harts roll Vince back into the ring, and Bret goes right to work on Vince’s leg. Vince rolls back to the outside, and he tries to crawl under the ring to avoid things, but Kidd and Smith pull him out. Vince has a crowbar in hand when he comes back out and the Hart’s scatter. Everyone calls Vince a coward. Vince rolls back into the ring and he tries to hit Bret with the crowbar, but Bret ducks it, and sends McMahon to the mat, where he continues to beat him down with big elbows. Hart grabs the crowbar and he uses it to clobber McMahon, just wailing away on him.

Hart uses the crowbar to whack McMahon right in the throat, and the Hart family rallies Bret on from the outside, banging on the mat. Hart grabs McMahon’s legs, and the crowd goes NUTS. Hart goes for it, but decides against it, and goes for the crowbar again. Hart whacks McMahon a couple more times before grabbing the legs again. Hart kicks McMahon right in the crotch, and then does it again.

McMahon pleads with Bret, but all it gets him is a couple more kicks to the groin. someone slides a chair into Bret, and he uses it to sit down. Bruce comes over, and Bret actually calls a time out, just to catch his breath. McMahon crawls up to his hands and knees, and Hart is up behind him. Hart picks up the chair, and whacks McMahon across the back, then a second time. The crowd chants for one more, and Bret obliges with another big chair shot. Three more, then another, and another, and Bret is just working Vince over. Three more, another, a thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth all on Vinces legs. Another, and another, and another, jeez, this is crazy. Another, and Vince is just moaning and panting.

Hart grabs the leg and everyone goes crazy. Hart wraps up the legs and pulls McMahon over, successfully locking in the Sharpshooter, which is just a beautiful sight. McMahon immediately taps, but Hart keeps it locked in just for a bit.

Winner: Bret Hart

After the match, all the Harts get in the ring to celebrate with Bret.

The live attendance is announced as 72,219.

We get a video package about the history between these two men, all the way back to when these two became the WWE Unified Tag Team Champs and Edge injured himself. It also covers Edge’s surprise return at the Royal Rumble (a story broken here at WNW), and the past few weeks that have led up to this match, with Jericho winning the World Heavyweight Championship, and Edge cashing in his Royal Rumble title shot.

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Edge

The World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Jericho, is out to the ring first with an impressive pyro display. It’s great to watch such a talented wrestler like Jericho walk into WrestleMania with the WHC.

Edge is the next man to make his way out, to a huge pop from the crowd and an impressive pyro display of his own. This match is set to begin, and Canada is extremely proud right now.

Edge and Jericho lock up and start out with some chain wrestling. Jericho locks in a headlock, and when Edge fights out, he hits a shoulderblock. Jericho ducks a couple of clotheslines, but Edge comes back with a big flying lariat. Edge stomps on Jericho in the corner, but when the ref breaks it up, Jericho is able to mount a comeback, putting Edge in the corner and beating on him for a bit. Edge comes back with a back body drop, and he tries for a spear, but Jericho sees it coming and he rolls out to the floor. Edge follows, beats on Jericho for a bit and rolls him back into the ring. On his way back into the ring, Jericho catches Edge with a slap, and a baseball slide to send him to the floor.

Edge rolls back into the ring, and Jericho grabs right for Edge’s legs, hitting a slingshot, slamming Edge’s neck into the bottom rope. Jericho hits a back body drop, and he tries for a cover, but Edge kicks out at two. Jericho locks in a modified rear chin lock, and tells the referee to ask him, but Edge refuses to give up. Edge fights up to his feet, but Jericho slams him back down to the mat head first. Jericho kicks and slaps away at Edge’s head.

Jericho sends Edge into the corner, but when he charges in, Edge moves and Jericho’s shoulder connects with the ring post. Edge hits a big dropkick, and tries for a back body drop, but Jericho blocks it and hits a front suplex, sending Edge into the ropes. Jericho tries for a springboard dropkick, but Edge dodges it, and sends JEricho crashing into the announce table. Edge launches himself off the ring apron onto Jericho with a big diving clothesline. Edge rolls Jericho into the ring and he tries to go to the top, but Jericho catches him and the fight on the turnbuckle. Edge is able to come out on top when he hits a front suplex from the middle rope that’s good for a two count.

Edge ducks a big boot from Jericho and slides to the outside where he sweeps Jericho’s legs. Edge hits a crossbody from the top, but Jericho rolls through into a pin attempt for a two count. Jericho tries for the walls of Jericho, but Edge fights it off. Both men get a quick near fall, but a kick to the head from Jericho puts Edge down.

Jericho tries for the codebreaker, but Edge counters, catches Jericho and slamming him into the corner. Edge goes for the spear, but Jericho counters, jumping over and rolling Edge straight into the walls of Jericho!

Jericho takes control with a blow to the back of Edge’s head. Jericho teases the spear, setting up for it. Edge is back on his feet, but when Jericho goes for the spear, Edge gets his foot up for a big boot. Edge psyches himself up, and gets the crowd going. Edge tries for the spear, but Jericho counters with the codebreaker.

Jericho crawls over and pins Edge, but it’s only good for two, another pin, another two count. Jericho argues with the ref for a bit, but then turns back to Edge. Jericho kicks at the back of Edge’s leg, before just stomping on the ankle. Edge avoids another kick and he gets back to his feet, but Jericho takes him right back down into the walls of Jericho.

Edge tries to crawl to the ropes, but Jericho pulls him right back into the middle of the ring and turns it into a single leg crab, focusing on Edge’s injured leg. Edge is finally able to crawl to the ropes, and surprise Jericho with a roll up that’s good for a two count. Edge clotheslines Jericho over the top rope and both men go out to the floor. Jericho is back to his feet first and he grabs his title. Edge slams Jericho’s head into the ring apron, and Edge ends up accidentally elbowing the ref. Jericho hits Edge with the belt, and goes for the pin, but Edge kicks out!

Jericho hits the codebreaker, and he pins Edge. The referee counts three, and this one is over.

Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Chris Jericho

After the match, Jericho goes after Edge’s leg again, but Edge fights him off and sends him into the announce table. Edge takes apart the Spanish announce table, of course, and sets Jericho on it. Edge climbs on the other announce table, and waits for Jericho to get to his feet, running from one table, to the other, and spearing Jericho off the table and through the ringside barricade.

They show highlights from the 26-man battle royal that took place before WrestleMania went on the air. Yoshi Tatsu won.

10 Diva Tag Match: Eve Torres, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix vs. Vickie Guerrero, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Layla and Alicia Fox

Layla, Alicia Fox, Vickie Guerrero, Maryse, and Michelle McCool are out first. Eve Torres, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, and Beth Phoenix are the next team out to the ring, and this one should be a mess. Hopefully it’s kept fairly short as there wasn’t even a video package, because there’s really no history to this match.

Gail Kim and Vickie are going to be starting things out. Guerrero bumps Kim back, so Kim tags in Phoenix. Vickie finds herself in the corner, where she eats a couple of shoulders. Eve tags in and gives her a couple more shoulders. Kim tags in and James tags in, followed by Kelly, and they all pretty much do the same thing, beating on Vickie. Vickie is unfazed though, screaming at Kelly Kelly. A big slap and step up leg drop takes down Vickie, but McCool is in with a Styles Clash. Mickie comes in and hits her big DDT, layla comes in and hits a backbreaker, Kim comes in with a sole food. Everyone is coming in now. Phoenix hits a giant implant buster type move on Alicia, then turns her attention to Vickie.

Phoenix puts Guerrero in the tree of woe, but McCool comes in and clocks Phoenix out of nowhere. McCool sets it up, and talks Vickie into doing a frog splash on Kelly Kelly. Vickie does it, and connects, but has trouble pinning Kelly. She’s finally able to do it, and she gets a pin, scoring the win for her team.

Winners: Vickie Guerrero, Alicia Fox, Michelle McCool, Layla and Maryse

WWE Championship Match
Batista (c) vs. John Cena

We get a video package detailing the events of the past few weeks, beginning at last month’s PPV, that led up to this match.

Batista is the first man out to the ring, and he gets what sounds to be a bit of a mixed reaction from the crowd. Batista’s entrance, of course, includes lots of pyro, and himself entering in a lone spotlight.

Cena continues his tradition of overly impressive WrestleMania entrances with another doozie, not quite as impressive as his bajillion look-a-likes entrance though. A group of soldiers, carrying rifles, go into a drill, spinning their rifles and doing all sorts of fancy stuff. The soldiers form themselves into an aisle, and spin their rifles as another walks through them. This happens a second, and third time. Cena’s music hits, and the crowd goes nuts. Cena walks down the aisle, with the air force honor guard air team spinning their rifles as he walks past. Cena charges down to the ring and the crowd is still going wild.

Someone made an awesome ‘South Park’ referencing ‘Batista likes fish sticks’ poster. Batista and Cena lock up, and Batista turns it into a headlock. Cena sends Batista into the ropes, and Batista responds with a big shoulderblock. Cena is back up, and he takes Batista off his feet with a headlock takeover. Batista fights back up to his feet and pushes Cena into the corner, forcing the break. Batista goes right for a punch, but Cena ducks it and goes to work with a couple of blows to the body. Batista responds with a big blow to the back of Cena’s head before picking him up and slamming him in the corner. Batista beats on Cena in the corner, slamming him with a big boot to the head.

Batista continues to work over Cena’s neck, clubbing away across Cena’s neck. Batista tries for a suplex, but Cena blocks it and comes back with a suplex of his own. Cena beats on Batista in the corner for a bit, and he hits a sort-of bull dog, but when he goes for the pin, he only gets two. Cena tries for the AA, but Batista fights it off, countering with a big DDT. Batista rolls right into the cover, but Cena kicks out at two.

Batista sits Cena up and hits a big kick to Cena’s face, but it’s only good for another near fall. Batista locks in a rear naked choke with a body scissors, trying to wear Cena down. Cena is able to fight up, with Batista on his back, and he forces Batista off his back, and tries to break Batista’s grip. Cena fights out of it, but gets a knee to the back. Cena and Batista exchange right hands, with Batista getting the upper hand with a neckbreaker. Batista gets a near fall. There’s a lot of boos for Cena surprisingly. Batista locks in a front chancery.”

Cena is able to fight up to his feet, and suplexes Batista off of him to break the hold. Batista charges Cena in the corner, but gets a big boot instead. Cena hits a couple of big shoulder blocks, a side belly to back suplex, that gets a lot of heat, and he goes for the five knuckle shuffle, but he ends up eating a spinebuster from Batista instead.

Batista calls for the Batista bomb, but Cena surprises him with the STF. Batista is able to make it into the ropes to break the hold. Batista hits a big spear, and he goes for the cover, but Cena kicks out at two.

Batista puts Cena in the corner and buries his shoulder in Cena’s midsection before placing him on the top rope. Batista goes for a superplex, but Cena fights it off, turning it into a test of strength. Cena hits a couple of head butts, and punches Batista, sending him crashing to the mat. Cena gets to his feet and jumps off, connecting with a top rope five knuckle shuffle. Cena goes for the AA, but Batista grabs the top rope. Cena pulls him back, but Batista counters into the Batista bomb. Cover, but Cena kicks out at two and Batista is shocked.

Batista is up on his feet, and he picks Cena up, trying for another bomb, but Cena counters into an AA. Batista counters, and Cena counters into the AA again. Cena connects with a big AA, launching Batista, but when he goes for the cover, Batista kicks out at two!

Cena climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and he jumps off, right into a big spinebuster from Batista. Batista picks him up and tries for the Batista bomb, but Cena rolls through and goes straight into the STF. Batista tries for the ropes, but he’s eventually forced to tap. The crowd, who’s been pretty hostile up to this point, cheers pretty loudly.

Winner and NEW WWE Champion: John Cena

After the match, Cena poses with the belt, with a big smile on his face. They show big shots of the crowd, and I’m always just so amazed at how huge the whole event always looks.

We get a video package that’s just extremely well put together, and I’m just as excited for this match as I was to see it last year.

MAIN EVENT: Streak vs. Career: Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels (No DQ or Count Out)

Shawn Michaels is out to the ring first, and he looks pumped up, and extremely excited for someone who could be entering the ring for his last match. The gong sounds, and the crowd goes wild. There’s fire for the entrance, but so far it’s away from the entranceway, thankfully. Taker is lifted up on a platform from the entrance ramp, with lighting from underneath. It’s especially demonic. Taker walks to the ring to a load of cheers, and the fire hits when he’s a good distance away.

Michaels does not look intimidated as Taker gets into the ring and disrobes. Taker and Micheals stare each other down. Michaels drags his thumb across his throat and infuriates Taker. Taker charges Michaels, but Michaels dodges and catches Taker with a couple of chops. Taker comes right back, hanging Michaels up on the top turnbuckle, and splashing Micheals in the corner. Taker goes for old school, but Micheals fights it off. Taker goes up again and he’s able to walk to ropes and connect this time. Taker goes right for the chokeslam, but Micheals fights out of it and kicks at Taker’s knee. Taker fights back with a big right hand. Taker slams Michaels head into the turnbuckle, and he tries for a tombstone, but Michaels fights out and goes to work on Taker’s arm.

Taker tries for a short arm clothesline, but Michaels ducks it, and counters with a not quite solid SCM. Taker is a bit startled. Michaels goes right back to work on Taker’s knee, stomping away at it in the corner. Michaels hands Taker’s leg up on the ropes and just goes to work. Taker fights him off and gets back to his feet, pounding on him in the corner, but HBK kicks right back at Taker’s knee. Taker sends Michaels to the outside with a clothesline over the top ropes, and he teases a dive, but Michaels sees it coming and he comes back in with a shoulder to the knee.

Michaels tries for the figure four, but Taker fights it off and sends Michaels to the outside. Taker hits the crazy leg drop on the apron. Back in the ring, Michaels is right back up and he goes for the figure four, locking it in.

Michaels is wearing down the Undertaker, forcing him to put his shoulders to the mat every now and then. Taker reverses the pressure, rolling himself and HBK over and forcing Michaels to break the hold. Both men are back on their feet and they’re trading chops and punches. Michaels kicks at Taker’s knee, and goes to work with chops, but Taker responds with big right hands. Michaels ducks one and hits some more chops. Michaels hits a flying forearm to Taker, and he kips up, but he walks right into a chokeslam. Taker pins Michaels, but HBK kicks out at two.

Taker tries for a tombstone, but Michaels slithers out of it and locks in the ankle lock. Taker crawls toward the rope, but Michaels pulls him back into the ring and grapevines the leg to add more pressure. Taker again is worn down to where he’s forced to put his shoulders on the mat and force a pinning predicament. Taker is able to use his free foot to kick at Michaels and break the hold.

A medic is down to check on Michaels, but Taker throws him away and tosses Michaels back in the ring for the pin. Michaels kicks out at two! Taker kicks at Michaels and he goes for the Last Ride, kind of connecting, but Michaels gets the pin. Taker kicks out at two. Michaels climbs to the top rope, and he goes for his signature elbow drop, but Taker gets his knees up to block it.

Taker locks in Hell’s gate out of nowhere, but Michaels counters into a pinning predicament, forcing Taker to break the hold. Taker hits Michaels with a big right, but Michaels responds with sweet chin music. Michaels goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out at two.

Michaels tunes up the band again in the corner, but another attempt is blocked by Taker, but buries his boot in Michaels stomach and connects with a proper Last Ride. Taker goes for the cover but Michaels kicks out!

Taker is back to his feet and he immediately tosses Michaels out to the floor. Taker begins taking apart the announce table, pulling out the monitors. Taker is pounding on his knee, trying to knock feeling back in. Taker sets Michaels up for the Last Ride, but Michaels gets out of it and hits SCM, sending Taker on top of the announce table. Michaels goes up to the top turnbuckle, and he launches himself off, with a big moonsault, crashing through Undertaker and the table!

Michaels crawls over toward Taker, and he rolls him back toward and into the ring. Both men get back up to their feet, and Michaels connects with sweet chin music. Michaels goes for the pin, but Taker kicks out at two!

Michaels goes for SCM again, but it’s blocked and Taker hits a chokeslam instead. Taker picks Michaels up, and connects with a big tombstone. Taker pins Michaels, but Michaels kicks out at two!

Taker pulls down the straps, and he almost jerks his thumbs across his throat, but he decides against it. Michaels climbs up, and Taker tells him to stay down. Michaels crawl up, using Taker to support himself. Michaels drags his thumb across his own throat, and slaps Taker across the face. Taker gets angry, and immediately connects with a tombstone. Taker pins Michaels, and that’s all she wrote.

Winner and 18-0, streak intact: The Undertaker

After the match, Taker stumbles over to the ropes, and uses them to drag himself to his feet. Taker poses in the center of the ring, while an 18-0 graphic comes up and fireworks go off. Fireworks also go off around the top of the arena. Taker starts to get out of the ring, but he stops. He picks up Shawn, shakes his hand and hugs him, then leaves the ring. Shawn is left in the ring to say his farewell to the fans at WrestleMania. He slowly makes his way to the back, shaking hands with several fans sitting by the entrance ramp, before he goes backstage and WrestleMania 26 goes off the air.


I'm really surprised Swagger won MITB, I really don't see much in this guy at all.

Fuck the Undertaker, Fuck the streak, Fuck WWE, Fuck Wrestlemania XXVI. He has done the same fucking boring routine since he started wrestling, BORING, Fucking retire already.