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Britney Spears: Unfuckable

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Um wow, yeah. I'm going to go stab my eyes with a spork now. I think that's less painful. :)
 
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Frumpy but i'd still give it a poke, providing i have my eyes closed and my mind on the memory of her a few years ago that is. :)
 
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You know, I'm noticing something unusual (especially for this place). Old Brit has her big boobs hanging all out and nobodys mentioned it. Weird.
 
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mindido said:
You know, I'm noticing something unusual (especially for this place). Old Brit has her big boobs hanging all out and nobodys mentioned it. Weird.
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You think it's because the exp0xed crowd has some standards and is showing some respect for a mom?






Yea, me neither.
 
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I don't turn anything down, tall, short, skinny, fat, britney... except little fat boys and I turn them face down :moon:
 
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Cobra said:
... except little fat boys and I turn them face down :moon:
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Cobra,

Uh huuuuuhhh. Like that greek stuff I see! Ouch!
 
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Even though I've now poked out my eyes, I'd still do her. And I have no respect for celeb women.
 
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KABOOM said:
Even though I've now poked out my eyes, I'd still do her.
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Even if I could get past the white trash part of her and those water balloon tits, I shudder to think of me trying to go to sleep after I've done my business, while she's making little circles on my chest with her finger and talking about how I'm just going to love all her friends....and, "gee won't Christmas at my mom's in Louisianna be great?"

No thanks KABOOM. You take this one, I'll get the next.
 
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...while she's making little circles on my chest with her finger and talking about how I'm just going to love all her friends....and, "gee won't Christmas at my mom's in Louisianna be great?"
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That's way better than being with Madonna, grey pubes, saggin boobs and the constant "you're not doing it right" statements. I guess the plus would be no x-mas at the folks... cuz their probably dead!
 
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Even if I could get past the white trash part of her and those water balloon tits, I shudder to think of me trying to go to sleep after I've done my business, while she's making little circles on my chest with her finger and talking about how I'm just going to love all her friends....and, "gee won't Christmas at my mom's in Louisianna be great?"

No thanks KABOOM. You take this one, I'll get the next.
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Yeah, I would have given her a few ruffies and would have been out of there before she woke up. And I would have at least a pack of condoms on, cause I don't want anything that federlick has. On second thought, it's too much trouble. Fuck it, I won't fuck it.
 
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Pimp,

Oh my god! That has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I almost fell over in my chair! That first close-up really threw me.
 
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I'm sure someone will put these in her other thread (there are about 12 pics of these same two poses). Personally, I think these "unfuckables" belong here. What's with the black hair? This girl is a train wreck.

 
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The biggest thing that makes her fuckable is her celebrity status. Also fat chicks need lovin' too. That said, i'd still fuck her.
 
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Also fat chicks need lovin' too.
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But they have to pay. Giggity!
 
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The biggest thing that makes her fuckable is her celebrity status.
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I think it's just the opposite Crowned. Being sexy made her a celebrity, but being a celebrity doesn't maker her sexy. Oprah's one of the biggest celebrities out there and I'll bet 'cha can't even find a thread for her on here.
 
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Oh jeez,

Zits! Cum on the cheeks! That "do me" look! Eyup, looks like trailer trash to me. Sheesh, that woman has really let herself go.

P.S. I'm wondering how long before this thread starts to die, will old Brit ever look good again?
 
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