Recommended Stand-Up Comedy

How about recommended Stand-Up comedy?



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Great Idea :!: And Mitch is one of the FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH in my opinion, which is all that matters 8)

alot of the comedy central presents standups are extremely funny. i could list all of them but im all listed out (the -man thread).

Favorites:
Sean Cullen
Arj Barker *(I have video but need a host because its huge)
Stephan Lynch*
Brian Regan*
Zach Galafanakis*
Slovin and Allen
Sklar Brothers

Yes sir, thats one left field crazy bastard right there. I want to see Chappelle's new stand up..."for what its worth". My all time favorite comedian is Jamie Foxx. I was looking for some good standup downloads earlier today. Why has this thread not already been started!?

Some Stephen Lynch songs here:
http://users.erols.com/magazine/MUSIC/

^^ Pimp--- you HAVE to download the "Bitch" one here ^^

and here:
http://www.stephenlynch.com/superhero.html

Also, for all you fucks with decent P2Ps/file-sharing programs, download:

DAVID CROSS - Shut Up You Fucking Baby!
LEWIS BLACK - End of the Universe
PATTON OSWALT - Feelin' Kinda Patton
& DANE COOK - Harmful If Swallowed

http://www.opieandanthony.com/


Opie and Anthony used to have all of the best comics on their show. Since they are coming BACK soon, I expect that to continue. Regan was great on that show but Jim Norton was just the funniest thing I've ever heard (the limited standup I've heard of his doesn't measure up). Jim Bruer was great on that show too as was Jay Mohr when he wasn't plugging his own shit too hard.

Look for Opie Anthony clips on P2P networks - expecially the ones with Bruer.

Carrot Top's stand up is funny. I guess different cuz he comes up with some very unique props.

You want to go way out there try Emo Phillips

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillips

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks. -- Emo Phillips

Cobra said:

Carrot Top's stand up is funny.

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There goes your credibility. :roll: Carrottop is about as funny as a sock

Cobra - no offense - but if you want to get some people to check out one of your recommendations, don't start with "If you love Carrot Top... check out:" :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm still laughin at Stepehn Lynch's Bitch Song.... and downloading... eh... um, legally purchasing both his albums ("Superhero" & "A Little Bit Special") off Soulseek... errr... um at the mall, right now. :wink:

lol, his commercials and special appearances can suck. Before he ever did those I saw his standup and cracked up.... he is pretty out there as a character. Maybe it's a good thing I quit smokin dope.

war|forever said:

Some Stephen Lynch songs here:
http://users.erols.com/magazine/MUSIC/

^^ Pimp--- you HAVE to download the "Bitch" one here ^^

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Thats fucking Hilarious :lol: imp:

<---Hearby Owns all rights to that song :lol:

Ok, I'll give you that he was funny the first time I saw him. But that was it... strictly downhill from there.

Although I saw him on Colin Quinn's Tough Crowd recently and Colin made him take off his shirt with Rich Vos cause they are both fucking RIPPED.

Let me say that again, Carrot Top is ripped... like seriously. He must have started picking up the weights when he stopped getting funny.

wait lemme get this straight. you thought carrot top, as in C-A-L-L-A-T-T just dial down the center, to be funny, as in haha, after you stopped smoking dope. i know knock-knock jokes funnier than carrottop.

Remember, we are here to Recommend, not criticize :!:

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hold up were forgettin the best comedian CHRIS ROCK i recommend any of his work hes the best there is by far
other good comedians are
-richard prior
-steve harvey
-bernie mac
-cedric the entertainer

Carlos Alazraqui (Taco Bell Dog and Reno 911)
Margaret Cho
Wanda Sykes
Dave Attell
Lewis Black
Adam Ferrera
Greg Fitzsimmons
Andy Kaufman
Jim Gaffigan
Richard Belzer

Comedy Central did a 100 greatest standups. Ill look for the list

RighteousFunkBoogie said:

hold up were forgettin the best comedian CHRIS ROCK

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He is VERY fucking funny :!:

100 greatest according to comedy central(tried to get reverse but couldnt, sorry, but zip to the bottom before you start reading if you wanna be suprised):


1. Richard Pryor
2. George Carlin
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen
5. Chris Rock
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield
8. Bill Cosby
9. Roseanne Barr
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld
13. Robin Williams
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx
25. Bob Hope
26. Ray Romano
27. Jay Leno
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling
31. George Burns
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher
39. Billy Crystal
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle
44. Joan Rivers
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary
51. Lewis Black
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin
63. Jackie Mason
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Enter.
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes
71. Red Buttons
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser
78. Sinbad
79. Dom Irrera
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald
84. Drew Carey
85. David Cross
86. Jay Mohr
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James
90. Dana Carvey
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo
100. Gallagher

I dont nessecarily agree with them but there you go

The Young One said:

59. Gilbert Gottfried

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WTF :!: Somebodies a Fucking Idiot at Comedy Central :roll: More like 5900th

Steve Harvey might just be the least funny person in the history of funny. Who died and declared him funny?