What's Your Battlecry?

Potatoman

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• Oct 1, 2004

• #1

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Mine is this:

Skulking across the tarmac, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Potatoman! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"In the name of malice, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

 

Supafly

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• Oct 1, 2004

• #2

Ummm....................

Running through the mountains, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Supafly! And he gives a mighty scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"

 

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coclarkson

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• Oct 1, 2004

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Running out of the cliffs, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Coclarkson! And he gives a mighty howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

huh??

 

Cman

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• Oct 1, 2004

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ROFL! Supafly has the best one. Chicken is good.


Hark! Who is that, stalking across the tarmac! It is cman, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"

 

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XD

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• Oct 1, 2004

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Hark! Who is that, skulking over the freeway! It is XD, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to clobber you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"

or

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Andre, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you until you have puppies, and throw you out the window!!!"

 

war|forever

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• Oct 1, 2004

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Prowling out of the candy store, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh War! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!"

 

The Young One

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• Oct 1, 2004

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im fairly proud of mine:

Zang! Who is that, running through the mini-mall parking lot! It is The Young One, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars ominously:
"I'm going to hump you past the point of no return, and hit you with a steamroller!"

 

Da' Pimp

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• Oct 1, 2004

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Prowling through the candy store, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Da' Pimp! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"

Thats Funny......I did that Last Weekend imp:

 

Dexterdoe

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• Oct 2, 2004

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White knuckles gripping the steering wheel, I hurl curse after curse at the perpetrator who hath perpetrated forth unto my space... "Damn ye! Damn ye! Damn ye to a temporary yet noticable drop in fuel economy!! Feel the wrath of the arabs and the Texans! Burn your fuel fast you meandering fool! Burn!!!!"
And if that doesn't inspire fear, I just lean forward and yell this at the inside of the windshield... "Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese. Fumunda cheese, you buck tooth Biatch!"
That's the best I have. At least since giving up Jack Daniels and tequilia.
I don't really wish poor fuel economy on anyone, but I need to vent.

 

KABOOM

I'm just here for the tits

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• Oct 2, 2004

• #10

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the tundra! It is KABOOM, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

 

Stingray

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• Oct 2, 2004

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Spoon! no...that's the Tick....ummm....oh!

I'll shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be suckin' my toes till X-Mas. No.....that was from some Famke Jensen flick....


Crap....I don't have one....now I must go think one up....

 

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hcliff69

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• Oct 2, 2004

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Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the fields! It is Hcliff69, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, man, that's some good coffee!!"

 

Genetic

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• Oct 2, 2004

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Mine is: (pretty cool if I must say so )

Running amidst the terrain, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Genetic! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"

 

DRT

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• Oct 2, 2004

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Oh come on Stingray you gotta say it right.....


(Mad in-rush of air)


SPOON!!!!!!!


But mine was...

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the terrain! It is DRT, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

 

Pazman

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• Oct 3, 2004

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Here it is...

Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, carrying a burning branch, cometh Pazman! And he gives a cruel cry:

" THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MOM! I HEREBY VOID YOUR WARRANTY, AND SEND YOU BACK TO GOD " :twisted:

 

Stingray

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• Oct 3, 2004

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DRT said:

Oh come on Stingray you gotta say it right.....


(Mad in-rush of air)


SPOON!!!!!!!

Click to expand...

Indeed!

Mine turned out to be good...had me laughin' for a good 5 minutes at least....


Running through the steppes, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Stingray! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you backwards in time, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

 

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• Oct 3, 2004

• #17

Running across the tarmac, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Bassdude! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder until there is no more hope!!!"

 

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gtsnipes995

• Oct 3, 2004

• #18

this is funny and wrong

Who is that, sprinting across the plains! It is Gtsnipes995, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"



LoL so funny

 

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DBfan187

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• Oct 3, 2004

• #19

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the fields! It is DBfan187, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to smash you beyond capacity, and then some!"

 

Zinista

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• Oct 4, 2004

• #20

Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the tarmac! It is Zinista, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"
That's a great one for the bedroom!! 8)