Pleasure is in your own hands

Cman

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• Nov 3, 2005

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STOP WHACKING NOW!!!

Damn, this kind of scared me. I wonder how credible it is?

http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp

 

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• Nov 3, 2005

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• Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
• Lower back pain
• Stress / Anxiety
• Thinning hair / Hair Loss
• Soft / Weak Erection
• Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
• Groin / Testicular Pain
• Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

Bullshit, those are the symptoms if you don't rub out.

 

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• Nov 3, 2005

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They forgot hairy palms. And what the shit is an 'eye floater'?

 

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• Nov 4, 2005

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Gibson said:

And what the shit is an 'eye floater'?

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They are actually particles in the vitreous humor of the eye.

 

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• Nov 4, 2005

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I know that from atleast the mid 80's, pro boxers will not have sex or dip the vaseline for atleast 3 months prior to a fight. Lennox Lewis claims that he would go 7 months if the opponent was decent.

 

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• Nov 4, 2005

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Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time yes
Lower back pain yes
Stress / Anxiety yes
Thinning hair / Hair Loss no
Soft / Weak Erection no
Premature Ejaculation no
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision yes
Groin / Testicular Pain yes
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone yes


at the rate I'm going I'll be dead in a week:sad:

 

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• Nov 4, 2005

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Haha, Adbrite. I saw that page but never read any of it. Next time just c&p the adbrite link and make some $ off it C.

 

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• Nov 18, 2005

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But what happens if you have sex everyday, doesn't that have the same effects??.

 

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• Nov 18, 2005

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Fatigue-Unable to sleep because of erection.

Lower back pain-Poor posture due to hiding erection in inappropriate situations; eg. Beloved Aunt Martha's funeral.

Stress/Anxiety-Causes are many, but amongst the foremost is wondering if, without relief, erection will explode.

Thinning hair/Hair loss-Incorrect. Merely a transference from the head to the palms.

Soft/Weak Erection-Caused by trying to do it immediately again. Wait a few minutes.

Premature Ejaculation- It's masturbation, who cares!

Eyefloaters or fuzzy vision-Do NOT ejaculate upwards towards your face (may apply only to those with Peter North syndrome).

Groin/Testicular pain-Blue Balls is worse.

Pain or cramping in the pelvic cavity and/or tailbone-Occasionally lie to one side or the other, rather than on the back, when doing it.

 

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• Nov 18, 2005

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Dmoney said:

But what happens if you have sex everyday, doesn't that have the same effects??.

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yeah right, like that happens

 

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• Nov 25, 2005

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Hmm

When seeing if I masturbate too much it said something about the average length it takes a woman to reach orgasm is after 45 minutes of sexual activity...

I begin to wonder more and more....it would always take ten to fifteen minutes to get my ex girlfriend off...was she faking?

That's scary, though...but you don't hear about this all over the place and hear about people having problems due to excessive masturbation...so....

 

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• Nov 14, 2009

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hahahaaaa

It is a subject that would make most governments blush, but officials in the Spanish region of Extremadura have launched a major programme to encourage what could be described as a more hands-on approach to sexuality.

The region's socialist government has launched a €14,000 (£12,600) campaign aimed at teaching young people how best to set about "sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure" – or to put it less delicately: masturbation.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/12/spain-sex-education

 

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• Nov 14, 2009

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Nice dude, but what happened?

 

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• May 5, 2010

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What a load! Shaking hands with Kojak has no bad effects of your health, unless you get blisters on your dick. It's actually been proven that making knuckle butter can reduce your blood pressure and help reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Now anything can be addicting, so...nah, I ain't even going there. That's like being addicted to breathing, or eating. These aren't luxuries, they're necessities. So wank away, I say! Free Willy...give him a low five!

 

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• May 5, 2010

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I decided a long time ago that I would stop when I need glasses

 

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• May 7, 2010

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Betreid said:

I decided a long time ago that I would stop when I need glasses

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Why? Can't you find your dick? :lol::lol:

 

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• May 8, 2010

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Brianwp said:

Why? Can't you find your dick? :lol::lol:

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Of course I can, it's not hard !

 

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• May 8, 2010

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Betreid said:

Of course I can, it's not hard !

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*rim shot* (the drum kind)

 

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• May 11, 2010

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I like what Woody Allen said about masturbation...

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love".

 

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• May 26, 2010

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Just an ad,everybody looking to make a buck.