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Why do female celebrities have to ruin themselves by having kids?

jonboy

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A couple of days ago I heard the tragic news that KELLY BROOK is pregnant by her new Neaderthal boyfriend!

Cheers for that you fucking prick, Kelly is now gonna disappear from our sight for a few months and will probably kiss goodbye to the sexy shoots because she will become a "mother" and will not want to embarrass the sprog when it gets older.

This comes on top of the news that the Portman is expecting.

I mean Angelina Jolie retired the nude scenes once she had her own "biological" kids. Who do you reckon will be next?
 
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that's a bit unfair, don't you think?

I'm expecting JenAn to be next, she's not in her first youth anymore.

back to kelly - Prego boobs?
 
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-KA- said:
that's a bit unfair, don't you think?

I'm expecting JenAn to be next, she's not in her first youth anymore.

back to kelly - Prego boobs?
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What's unfair about wanting to ogle the Brook in her prime rather than having saggy breasts post birth.

Same thing happened with Iga wyrwal. Once the kid was born I have seen neither hide nor hair of her. Could be wrong, but, I don't think so.

No consideration for the fans. Lol
 
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It is the scientists that are at fault for not engineering a way for the male of our species to give birth.. then maybe you could volunteer yourself as a surrogate to allow her to have her "selfish needs of motherhood" met but you would still get to see her smoking hot bod... It has worked on many crappy TV sitcoms, so why not real life.. haha
 
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jessicajoanne said:
It is the scientists that are at fault for not engineering a way for the male of our species to give birth.. then maybe you could volunteer yourself as a surrogate to allow her to have her "selfish needs of motherhood" met but you would still get to see her smoking hot bod... It has worked on many crappy TV sitcoms, so why not real life.. haha
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I blame scientists for telling pregnant women to stop smoking and drinking. No wonder they gain so much weight !
 
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JJ you talking something like this?

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Sorry to do that. Anyways as to who's next, i'll guess either Emily Deschanel, Candice Swanepoel or Carrie Underwood.
 
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jonboy said:
A couple of days ago I heard the tragic news that KELLY BROOK is pregnant by her new Neaderthal boyfriend!

Cheers for that you fucking prick, Kelly is now gonna disappear from our sight for a few months and will probably kiss goodbye to the sexy shoots because she will become a "mother" and will not want to embarrass the sprog when it gets older.

This comes on top of the news that the Portman is expecting.

I mean Angelina Jolie retired the nude scenes once she had her own "biological" kids. Who do you reckon will be next?
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because it's their god given right to become pregnant?
 
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I'm seeing that Kelly had a miscarriage and lost her baby. Condolences to her and her boyfriend, that really sucks.
 
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reesehugg said:
because it's their god given right to become pregnant?
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No need to get pious it's only a discussion for fun! Hence the reason I asked the question "who will be next?" to generate the conversational flow.

By the way what you wrote is a statement not a question - so why the question mark at the end of the sentence?
 
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Momesso said:
I'm seeing that Kelly had a miscarriage and lost her baby. Condolences to her and her boyfriend, that really sucks.
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What happened to Kelly I wouldn't wish on any woman regardless of what i said.
 
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Betreid said:
The closer you get to meeting him, the more you believe in him.
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Or at least the idea of him... but I still think most believe mostly in material things and not spiritual.
 
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jonboy said:
Never - made it a life long vow. Worm food and that's all.
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Or, as Frank Reynolds so eloquently put it... "I'm not going to be buried in a grave, when I'm dead just throw me in the trash."
 
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If there were any justice in the world, all chicks, once it became apparent that they would be hotties, would have their eggs harvested to allow their hot offspring to be placed in surrogates, thus passing on their hotness to the next generation. They would then be sterilized, to preserve their hotness for as long as possible.

It's really the only true and just way to do things.
 
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