Not completely true.
Chuck Norris is cool
I'm Canadian, so of course I like the NHL
Our Military is in fact gay
UFC is kind of gay, because of the sweaty men rolling around
Beer is always good
Strippers are probably my favorite thing in the world LOL
Don't care about poker, don't see why it should be televised
Lacrosse has been firmly established as gay
Scarface is cool, but where's the love?
The only bad thing about Hetero sex is that I don't get enough of it.