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God decides that heaven is filling up a little too fast for his liking so he implements a new rule. In order to get into heaven you have to have had a bad day on your last day alive.
Shortly after God has implemented the new rule a man shows up at the gates and The angel there remembering the rule asks about his last day alive on earth.
The man says "Well, I decided to go home for lunch because I had a sneaky suspicion that my wife has been cheating on me. When I got home I entered unannounced and sure enough my wife was half naked. I tore the place up looking for the asshole that was sleeping with my wife, I mean I looked everywhere closets, storage rooms, behind the couch and so on. Finally I stepped out onto the balcony for a breath of fresh air and I noticed a set of fingers hanging onto the edge. I stomped on those fingers as hard as I could and the bastard fell 5 stories and landed on some bushes, but I could see that it didn't kill him. So I went and dragged my fridge out onto the balcony and threw it on him. All this excitement caused me to have a heart attack and I died"
To that the angel said "That was one terrible day! I guess you can pass through"
The next guy comes to the gate and gets the same Line from the angel, "tell me about your day"
The guy says " Well, I was out on my 6th story balcony doing yoga and a gust of wind came up and blew me off balance and I fell over the edge. I managed to catch hold of the balcony below mine, so there I was hanging there when this crazy jerk comes out and stomps on my fingers! I fall and land on some bushes, which break my fall. Now I'm lying there in terrible pain unable to move when this guy throws a fridge off the balcony. It lands on me and kills me"
Again the angel says "That was one terrible day! I guess you can pass through"
Now a third guy shows up at the gates and gets the same Line from the angel, "tell me about your day"
The guy says "You're never going to believe me" The angel says go ahead I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
The guy says "OK, so I was naked in this fridge...."
Shortly after God has implemented the new rule a man shows up at the gates and The angel there remembering the rule asks about his last day alive on earth.
The man says "Well, I decided to go home for lunch because I had a sneaky suspicion that my wife has been cheating on me. When I got home I entered unannounced and sure enough my wife was half naked. I tore the place up looking for the asshole that was sleeping with my wife, I mean I looked everywhere closets, storage rooms, behind the couch and so on. Finally I stepped out onto the balcony for a breath of fresh air and I noticed a set of fingers hanging onto the edge. I stomped on those fingers as hard as I could and the bastard fell 5 stories and landed on some bushes, but I could see that it didn't kill him. So I went and dragged my fridge out onto the balcony and threw it on him. All this excitement caused me to have a heart attack and I died"
To that the angel said "That was one terrible day! I guess you can pass through"
The next guy comes to the gate and gets the same Line from the angel, "tell me about your day"
The guy says " Well, I was out on my 6th story balcony doing yoga and a gust of wind came up and blew me off balance and I fell over the edge. I managed to catch hold of the balcony below mine, so there I was hanging there when this crazy jerk comes out and stomps on my fingers! I fall and land on some bushes, which break my fall. Now I'm lying there in terrible pain unable to move when this guy throws a fridge off the balcony. It lands on me and kills me"
Again the angel says "That was one terrible day! I guess you can pass through"
Now a third guy shows up at the gates and gets the same Line from the angel, "tell me about your day"
The guy says "You're never going to believe me" The angel says go ahead I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
The guy says "OK, so I was naked in this fridge...."