Government Cat
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> The Four Cats !
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> Four men were bragging about how smart their
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> cats were.
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> The first man was an Engineer,
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> the second man was an Accountant,
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> the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and
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> the fourth man was a Government Employee.
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> To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
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> "T-square, do your stuff."
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> T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some
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> paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,
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> and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
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> But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
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> He called his cat and said,
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> "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
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> Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
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> with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles
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> of 3 cookies.............Everyone agreed that was good.
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> But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his
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> cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff."
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> Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of
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> milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
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> exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
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> Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
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> Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
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> and said, "What can your cat do?"
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> The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,
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> "CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff."
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> CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,,
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> ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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> drank the milk,,,,,,,,,
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> shit on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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> screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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> claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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> filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,
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> put in for Workers Compensation...............and
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> went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............
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