Recent content by Dexterdoe

oscaraustin, I love you man. The truth is the best form of humor.. Cable and Iceberg are both well versed on their points of view, but none can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. That's what makes it so fun! Debate team. This is practice for debating real people. No humilitation in any...

I love having sex with my wife. True. I love to masterbate. True. I fantasize about my wife while masterbating. Ha! Ha! Ha! :lol: I never had to leave a bar or party to avoid a chick who I had a sexual fantasy about. The same cannot be said for real women who I didn't really want to see again...

My wife is it. I'm only counting intercourse. I don't miss what I never had (too much). My dick (or hand) never asked for money, wanted to talk about their feelings, nor gave me an STD after having an orgasm. Next time, can we make it "how many women have you boned"?

Sony Playstation I was one of the last people on the planet to pay $300 for a Sony Playstation years back. One controller, one console, one demo disc. $300. Boy did I feel like a dipshit. That's why I still don't have a PS2. I'll wait until the PS3 is $50 before I buy another console.

People who come to the dealership complaining that their '05 'pulls right while driving' can fuck off. An eight second lane change to the right on a crowned road is NOT a big deal. "But I have to steer with my knee while drinking my coffee and talking on the telly." Oh my god! What a fucking...

I think the whole point the soldier will make is that the prisoner was faking being dead, which is deception, which is not cooperating, which is not acting like a POW, which is acting like an enemy combatant(sp?) which makes shooting him at point blank justifiable. The sad slipery slope begins...

I eat a lot of whole wheat. This makes my poop come out quick and clean. This means that not much is needed in the way of toilet paper. It helps. I gave a speech in my public speekjng class stating that our town should shut down evey 5th or 10th east/west and north/south street to vehicles and...

Nice :D We need action comic sound affects. Kaploww! Zowie! But...You offer no facts that most of the polution per person comes from blue areas. Cities are just concentrated areas of infection. Remember the popular vote? That was a tad over half in the red column. We all fart and flush...

When I decided to sign up, I wanted dexter to be my screen name. I was too stupid to check to see if it was already taken, so when I went to register and found out that dexter was already in use, I froze like a dear in headlights. (I'm not used to forums with actual members). Dexterdoe (like...

Re: wow All of that is well put. I remeber being intoxicated in the mountains of North Carolina years back. My buddy and I were on the side of a mountain on his back porch watching a night time summer storm. The wind and rain was awesome. I figured out that night that all of the trees on the...

I'm from the south, but I'm not really southern. I feel I can run my mouth a little about red v/ss blue due to the fact that my family, friends, and co-workers are both red and blue. I loved the link. Thanks Iceberg. Here is a map of FL by county as voted in the election. I kind of...

I'm married. !. My lovely wife "Tricky" She is a 10 and she's number 1! :D Sorry, no pictures for the net. :( Out of al ten million and counting pictures I've seen on the net, I just look at each one and think "She's hot!, but not quite as hot as my wife." and I move on to the next...

You people just don't get it. This whole election is about one thing and one thing only. White power. The south is rising again. You don't hear people say 'the south will rise again' much anymore, but you never heard them say 'oh I guess it won't' either. After 9-11 (Outsiders attacking the...

OMG! You forgot the lotto! Don't forget lotto! My UnitedStatesicentrric attitude assumes that you have a lottery where you are, and you must be 18 to play (responsibly). I myself will be celebrating the 14th aniversary of my 21st birthday in a few months. PERAMDAS that! (I'm 34 going on 35).

Milwaukee's best was my favorite beer when younger. When I met the girl that was to be my wife, I upgraded to Busch, so as to impress her with the fact that I didn't drink cheap beer. :D Busch really was a fine beer for general consumption, but I really had a thing for Grolsch when I had the...