People who can fuck off!

[Da' Pimp]

Guys who disrespect you and continue to hit on your woman anyway can FUCK OFF.

fuckers who try to steal your girlfriend can go fuck off

You 2 should Talk :!:

 

[ktj4l]

Guys who disrespect you and continue to hit on your woman anyway can FUCK OFF.

fuckers who try to steal your girlfriend can go fuck off

You 2 should Talk :!:

True, true.

 

[Cazby]

people on the ATT wireless "customer service" hotline can go FUCK OFF when you need them to help you fix your fucked up phone because its not working all they can say is one of the following:

1. well sir, you could try to turn it off, wiht the POWER button. yes sir, the POWER button on the TOP of your phone
2. you could call back in a week, and ask for me so i can see if youve made progress (I DONT KONW YOUR FUCKING NAME!! WHEN YOU INTRODUCED YOURSLEF I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE INTRODUCTION SO I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT MY GODDAM PROBLEM)
3. um sir, sorry, we dont handle these kinds of problems, you could contact our FUCKING destributer in FUCKING china
4. you could get a new phone, welllll now i am going to read of this little card i probably have in front of me that tells you aobut all of our new plans where u have to sign up for 4 years and get a new phone with a expensive ass plan but first you have to pay 463.94 for cancling your old plan
5. oh this happens quite frequently but we still dont konw how to fix it becuase were too fucking stupid

The Comcast tech support department can FUCK OFF!!! I called those fuckers cause my internet was down and ended up talking to some Indian jackass in Calcutta who said his name was "Billy." "Billy" couldn't speak English for shit! "Billy" sounded like he was taking English at night at a Community College. Finally, after 30 minutes of waiting for "Billy" to take me off hold, and another 30 trying to figure out what the fuck he was saying, I told him, "Billy you can FUCK OFF!" Then I said, "Billy, do you know what "fuck" means?" He said no, so I said he could FUCK OFF!! again and hung up on his ass.

Comcast and "Billy" can FUCK EACH OTHER OFF!!!

 

[Supafly]

IMAGESHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[steamycheese333]

People who don't like Family Guy, Futurama and Aqua Teen can fuck off!

 

[DBfan187]

The Detroit fans who were involved in the recent fiasco.

 

[thejbariplaya]

People who try to play multiplayer games off of a dial up can FUCK OFF

People who try to use coupons at the supermarket for shit they didnt buy can FUCK OFF

Bob Barker can have himself spayed AND neutered and THEN fuck off

Illegal immigrants who hit your car and run can fuck off

People who think the BCS is useful can FUCK OFF and take the goddamn laptop with you

Shoppers who "forget something" in the checkout lane, run to get it, and bring half the fucking store back with it can FUCK OFF

My Bitch ass english teacher who fails her students because she doesnt agree with our OPINION essays can TAKE THAT STUPID ASS PLAY< YOUR QUEER ASS PEN, AND YOUR SON'S GAY LITTLE DRAWINGS OF RANDOM SHIT AND FUCK OFF

Shampoo manufacturers can FUCK OFF, rinse, and repeat.

 

[Xtremely_buff]

Trot Nixon, Jason Varitek, Bronson Arroyo, Derek Lowe, Bill Mueller, Jonny Damon and every other overachieving Boston player who plays better than he ever should just cuz he's wearing a Red Sox uniform can Fuck Off!

 

[DBfan187]

http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/showthread.php?p=644392#post644392

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Text message that guy and tell him to fuck off.

 

[Conman]

Members that fuck up threads that they absolutely have no interest in, can fuck off. :wink:

 

[Dexterdoe]

People who come to the dealership complaining that their '05 'pulls right while driving' can fuck off.
An eight second lane change to the right on a crowned road is NOT a big deal.

"But I have to steer with my knee while drinking my coffee and talking on the telly." Oh my god! What a fucking crisis! I can understand using your knee on the steering wheel while driving no handed for added safety, but to have to depend on your legs to maintain a straight ahead course...unacceptable! I understand, cars have cruise control because people don't want to use their legs while driving. You want your vehicle to drive straight and smooth at speed without the use of any appendages. Jesus Christ, I'll get right on it. Why don't you pace around for a while and check you watch while I smooth this out.

Oh yeah, be sure and Fuck off!

I kid. :wink: I cross rotated their tires and set tire PSI to spec and it was much better. I drove almost a half a mile with barely a finger on the wheel.
Edit: spellin.

 

[Cman]

Bush is supposed to be coming to my town tomorrow and he can FUCK RIGHT OFF! :lol:

 

[egotripaholic]

people who own x-box can fuck off

the x-box can fuck up because it steals games that i wanna play and would be better on ps2

cencors can fuck off

people who think i cant kick their ass cuz i look fat can fuck off

all the stupid canucks and fuck off

australia and their kangaroo boxing and acrocodile wrestling can fuck off

china and their population over 1 billion can fuck off

faggots who pay for candy bars with credit cards can fuck off

people who banned me from multiplayer games when i had a fucking dial up because i didnt have enough money to waste at the time can suck my cock and fuck off

fucking nintendo power and putting posters, that i want to take out of the magazine, in wrong so i cant take em out without fucking the poster up can fuck off

people who dont visit this forum and orsm can fuck off

people who make fun of peoples hobbies can fuck off

people who randomly yell things at you when your trying to have a good time at the mall and then make you beat the shit out of them can fuck off

women who yell equal rights and then expect the men to do all the work can fuck off hardcore!

 

[egotripaholic]

nah i didnt fuck up

oh and people who cant take a joke can fuck off

 

[Da' Pimp]

people who own x-box can fuck off

all the stupid canucks and fuck off

australia and their kangaroo boxing and crocodile wrestling can fuck off

My GOD, you have just Fucked up :lol:

<--- Awaits (In order) War, Cman, & Zini :lol:

 

[egotripaholic]

people who fuck with my head by moving things around in the forum can fuck off

people who keep saying someone should get pimp slapped when they know its not gonna make that person get slapped.

 

[war|forever]

people who own x-box can fuck off

I'm sorry that your PS2 is so horrendously underpowered that any game that comes out for both XBOX and Sony always gets ranked higher on XBOX for graphics/sound/& and anything else that's actually important. Sure your controller is better, but when you try and play a DVD and you fry your box & have to spend another $150 because Sony's too high and mighty to repair the defect, you might consider joining the dark side.

people who banned me from multiplayer games when i had a fucking dial up because i didnt have enough money to waste at the time can suck my cock and fuck off

So your the cause of all that lag! Get cable ya hippie! :lol: j/k man.

fucking nintendo power and putting posters, that i want to take out of the magazine, in wrong so i cant take em out without fucking the poster up can fuck off

Funniest thing I've heard all night... altho I never subscribed to the magazine, it's still a funny mental image. 8)

 

[Cman]

I used to subscribe to Nintendo Power.... WHEN I WAS LIKE 10!! :lol:

 

[war|forever]

Maybe he is 10 cman. :lol: :lol:

Flamesburn.com CAN FUCK OFF!
( see nonsensical tech question at http://forum.exp0sed.com/viewtopic.php?t=5911 )

 

[Zinista]

People who diss Australia can fuck off... Logical and Enough said :!: :twisted: