Funny thing about porn

[Cman]

Its funny, everytime I see an ad for hardcore porn and/or where the girl is getting somewhat humiliated, the thought that always comes to mind is, "wouldn't her dad be proud" lol

maybe its just me. does anyone else every think of stuff like that?

example:
http://www.freeadultarchives2.com/a...y/story.php?id=77&site=17&csp=DGF&tr=29&p=rev
http://www.freeadultarchives.com/aa/fhg/BangIt4c/index.php?id=77&csp=DGF&site=17&tr=29&p=rev

 

[phynix]

I try not to think when I'm watching porn. The more I do the less I enjoy it! Maybe we should have a name and shame thread, post your pics of your favourite un-known porn star then we find daddy and filling him in on what his Lil' Princess has been up too!

 

[Nizzle]

I draw the line there. I don't watch much where the chick is blowing five guys, has two in the ass and a baseball bat in the cooter. Fisting is completely senseless. I don't know many guys whose dick is larger than their fist. Why stretch it? It'd be like fucking your garage.

 

[Cman]

It'd be like fucking your garage.

LOL

I'm not really into hardcore either, but I just run across these ads in my travels. The other thing I often think in this situation is, "how bad does this girl need money" lol. The things you will do to pay the rent.

 

[mindido]

Fisting is completely senseless. I don't know many guys whose dick is larger than their fist. Why stretch it? It'd be like fucking your garage.

Niz,

FYI, there are times when a fist is a BIG turn on for some women. If they've had two or three kids you might be surprised how much they can like that.

Just keep it in mind for later in life.

 

[KABOOM]

german schizer (sp?) vids. now that's some fucked up stuff right there.

 

[maddgreek]

Niz,

FYI, there are times when a fist is a BIG turn on for some women. If they've had two or three kids you might be surprised how much they can like that.

Just keep it in mind for later in life.

niz is giving birth ?

 

[Nizzle]

Not sure if I'll be giving birth anytime soon. But to tell the truth I'm now looking forward to taking a two, maybe three-hand shit.

 

[KABOOM]

"And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.

Gosh, Barry, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass.

Wasn't the handle. I've been shitting pancakes ever since."

 

[thewho]

Question: What would you say if you're girlfriend told you that she had been in a porno movie?

My answer would be: "Can i see it?"

 

[dingbatoolpud]

I also typically avoid the absolute filth. bukkake, gagging, etc. - that doesn't do it for me. I'm pretty much a meat and potatoes kind of guy...nothing too outrageous.

If my girlfriend told me she'd been in a movie, I'd want to at least know who else was in the movie...maybe I'd be interested in seeing it - I can't say for sure.

 

[MWELLS]

as long as Ron Jeremy wasn't in the movie she was in I think I could deal with it......

 

[Kaneinite]

It's scientifically proven that the average woman's vagina is 4 1/2 inches deep...but the vaginal canal DOES stretch to accommodate the penis during intercourse....yeah...

Just thought I'd shed some light on the whole "fisting" idea...Jesus...Jesus...

 

[blizkzizk]

so what would happen when someguy have a 8 inch or more to like 18 inch penis, would he be able to put his whole penis in the vagina?

 

[tbonetallywacker]

i think that goes without saying.

 

[C0BRA]

porn star? Forget it, you might as well fuck a warm bucket of water.

 

[tbonetallywacker]

Warm bucket of water, haha, sounds appealing

 

[aguskrw1]

Question: What would you say if you're girlfriend told you that she had been in a porno movie?

My answer would be:"Really, Did your father fuck you?"

 

[abhi_agga]

my answer would b gr8 then i wont have to marry u then n also have sex whenever i want