Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson's Sex Tape Online!
Hollywood — Principal photography has commenced on a sex video featuring actress Pamela Anderson and her new husband, rap-rocker Kid Rock, in the French Riviera city of St. Tropez. “We have a great script and an awesome director, and we think this is going to be a really cool sequel,” said Anderson.
Mrs. Anderson Rock, 39, and Mr. Rock, 35, whose recordings include 1998’s “Devil Without a Cause,” have been romantically linked since the early 2000s. They were married over the weekend on a yacht in St. Tropez, the setting for their sex movie.
“We had all seen Pamela’s first sex movie with rock star Tommy Lee many times, and I mean, many times,” said director Ryan Walker, who has helmed several music videos. “But the original sex video wasn’t cohesive at all. It was all over the place. This time around, Pamela was looking for a better storyline without losing that raw, amateurish look to the video. I honestly think this is going to be my ‘Godfather II.’”
This isn’t the first time that Mr. Rock will have appeared in a sex video. Last year, he co-starred in a low-budget sex movie with Creed’s Scott Stapp and several groupie girls.
“I had a great experience on the first sex movie, mostly because of the hot, dirty, nasty sex with those groupies,” said Mr. Rock. “But when I saw the movie on the internet, I immediately had some regrets. Some of the camera angles were just terrible and the audio was a joke. The buildup to the climax wasn’t strong enough. That’s why Pamela and I decided that, for this project, we would get it just right.”
Screenwriter Martin Beltre began storyboarding the movie back in April.
“What I liked about the original Pamela and Tommy sex movie was that she got f–ked on a boat,” said Beltre. “I wanted to return to that theme. This time it’s a yacht, and they’re in the French Riviera. I think fans will enjoy seeing Pamela getting f–ked on a boat again. It will remind them of how good they felt when the saw the original of Pamela getting f–ked on a boat.”
Few details have been released of the plotline, but insiders say that Industrial Light & Magic (ILM) is working on the movie.
“One of the big problems we had to deal with was the size of Kid Rock’s penis,” said Walker, the director. “I mean, he’s not bad, but a lot of people were blown away by Tommy Lee’s penis and how enormous it was. I think people would be disappointed with Kid Rock’s size, and so we’re using CGI effects to get it to Tommy’s size. I’ve seen some of the effects already, and it’s quite impressive.”
Production and editing is expected to be completed in late August. Clips of the movie will then be “leaked” onto the Internet in September.
“That’s when Kid and I will sue to stop the release of the video,” said Mrs. Anderson Rock. “It’s kind of like a junket where we get publicity for the video. It’s a lot of fun.”