Man or Woman You'd Want to Be For A Day

[ppchaser]

there's this recent survey about who people wanted to switch places with for a day. George Clooney was first; Obama second. I wasn't surveyed. Were you?

So let's do it here, shall we?

I'd want to be Brad Pitt for a day.

 

[-KA-]

I'd want to be Brian Austin Green for a night.
Reason: You know...:skeezy:

or Vladimir Putin and commit a crime so they put him in jaik where he belongs

or Bill Gates - to transfer all his money to my account.

 

[=ID=]

Id like to be the guy who is currently dating any of the following:

Jessica Alba
Megan Fox
Sophie Howard - any of the Nuts and zoo magazine crew
Seren Gibson

Apparently if you piled up Bill Gates money (in what manner is unclear) it would take you 14 mins to hit the ground if you jumped off.

Quite who thought this up is beyond me, plus you would be dead, unless you were paragliding.

 

[ptb_666777]

I'd like to be god, but since fairy tails are not part of the "man or woman" instructions I would have to say I like being me and pass.

 

[rich2rob]

I'd like to be one of the guys that decides the rating for movies, just think getting paid to watch lots of porn and seeing beautiful famous actresses nude.

As I can't, I quite like being me, my life is not perfect, but whose is?

 

[choppes]

I'd like to be some dirt-poor, one eyed, crippled farmer in India who's last ox just died, and the village chief is about to tell me that to conserve water, I won't be allowed to water my crops for the next harvest.

Then...the next day when I go back to being me, my sucky life will seem far less sucky.

 

[Fatkid]

What he said!!

 

[lovegeneration]

I would like to be a Holly-Wood star!

 

[blondetrib]

I want to be bill gates...LOL

 

[SaveMeAnubix]

I want to be the President, so I can give myself a million dollars to the real me.

 

[tabler]

I would like to be the Managing Director of the Laphroaig Distillery on the Isle of Islay, off the west coast of Scotland.

If you have ever tasted Laphroaig you will know why. I love the stuff and for just one day would like access to their vaults and all the rare bottles within.

 

[scoundrel]

I would like to be the Managing Director of the Laphroaig Distillery on the Isle of Islay, off the west coast of Scotland.

If you have ever tasted Laphroaig you will know why. I love the stuff and for just one day would like access to their vaults and all the rare bottles within.

Laphroaig has a very astringent flavour which you get with the Island malts: it tastes of the sea. I prefer the more mellow mainland malts myself. Glenfiddich is a favourite of mine, but I have tasted the Blair Atholl single malt and that is superb. Scotland is full of top quality whisky to suit most palates, and then there is Ireland...

I'd like to be a professional itinerant whisky taster, but for rather longer than just a day.

 

[Cman]

Kate Beckinsale's husband. Only chance I would ever have to sleep with her.

Failing that, just someone really rich, so I could buy lots of hookers lol
(BONUS: only be him for one day, so he could deal with the STDs after)

 

[Brianwp]

Well, KA's idea of being Bill Gates and transferring his money to my account is a pretty good one...but money can't buy happiness.

Nah, I'm only kiddin...I'll go with Gates...

 

[-KA-]

but money can't buy happiness.

Wrong. When I have money I'm happy. When I spend it all I'm unhappy.

 

[v1v1d]

Id like to be Hugh Hefner , on my ( his ) birthday . - What a life .

 

[Cman]

Wrong. When I have money I'm happy. When I spend it all I'm unhappy.

ding ding ding. correct on both counts.

 

[uncas22]

Id like to be Hugh Hefner , on my ( his ) birthday . - What a life .

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Peter_pants]

Thelma Ritter

 

[Brianwp]

Ok, I'll bite. Why would you want to be Thelma Ritter?