Need Help

[bobobill]

I am currently homeless.

Please send money and/or Lego. I have been collecting lego blocks for nearly four years now as I intend to build my own home. I currently have exactly 1,692,008 blocks of various sizes and only need another 4,836,029 to complete plans of constructing a four bedroom home with sunken lounge and indoor swimming pool.

Prior plans to build a home from seawater were abandoned due to physics.

please send to Dewey, Cheatem & Howe 456 Mypoket lane, Grand Island, NE 688ok

 

[Glock1974]

I have a yellow L if that's any help....maybe I can use my neighbours super-mega-pult to launch it to your address,thus saving the postage.