Britney Spears: Unfuckable

[bobobill]

Whats wrong with being a chubby chaser, they're easier to catch.

 

[simonwesley]

lol cheers guys, and bobobill is right they are easier to catch.

but im a fat guy who is on a forum so i gotta take anything i could get. lol

 

[Preferred User]

but im a fat guy who is on a forum so i gotta take anything i could get. lol

I was just giving you some shit Simon. For me, I've noticed I still click on new Britney S pics in her thread, but it's not because I expect to see something sexy. It's more like watching a train wreck and not being able to turn away. She's gone from a pretty fuckable little package to something I would fuck on my horniest, beer-goggle nights.

To each his own.

 

[Cman]

On a side note, I saw her sister on TV the other day and she looks EXACTLY like her. Its kind of scary, they're like different-aged twins.

I'm not going to officially say she's hot yet, cause she's only like 14 or 15 lol, BUT if she manages to stay thin and not as trailer trashy as her sister, we could have a very nice replacement in a few years

 

[Preferred User]

On a side note, I saw her sister on TV the other day and she looks EXACTLY like her.

I looked it up, you're right. She does look a lot like big (really big these days) sister. She looks like she might be pretty sexy some day.

I'm not going to officially say she's hot yet, cause she's only like 14 or 15

Yea, I couldn't even bring myself to post the pic. If somebody else doesn't mind feeling like a pedophile they can post it.

 

[bobobill]

I'll say it, Jamie is HOT!

 

[KABOOM]

I agree, and hopefully she won't follow the same path as her fugly sister.

 

[VividWolf]

i think people are just to fickle these days. there are not that many guys would refuse to shag her still. and besides celebs owe us nothing. why do we demand that they look great 24/7. i say get over it and except there human

 

[Cman]

i think people are just to fickle these days. there are not that many guys would refuse to shag her still. and besides celebs owe us nothing. why do we demand that they look great 24/7. i say get over it and except there human

I disagree. I don't expect "normal" woman to look great 24/7, but celebs are different. Britney chose to be in the public eye, so she has to live with the consequences of that career choice.

And I wouldn't have sex with her, just because I think she's gross and I would probably throw up.

 

[Preferred User]

Ya know Wolf I agree in principal...we can't expect celebrities to look their best 24/7. But there hasn't been one day in the last 6 months where Britney has looked anything like this:


As cman said,"Britney chose to be in the public eye" and used her little camel toe in the red latex jump suit to get there. There are no Meryl Streep threads here because her celebrity has nothing to do with shaking her tits in the camera. Britney was all about that, now it's gone.

And in all honesty, I'd rather have (another) night of passion with Mother Thumb and her Four Daughters than buy dinner for this thing:

 

[The Mighty Z]

And in all honesty, I'd rather have (another) night of passion with Mother Thumb and her Four Daughters than buy dinner for this thing:

Now we're just hoping that her tits DON'T fall out of the suit

 

[jagan]

Britney and her sister

 

[bobobill]

WHHOOOO! Jamie is goin' in with an open mouth :banana: :banana:

 

[VividWolf]

what u see for the last 6 months is the media showing the worst, catching her shopping. yet most of the pics saying " she aint like this anymore " are photo's of her on stage.

u get her all made up, back on stage. and she would look just as good.
the same people who say " eww she is horrible " are they same people who said they would shag her like a year ago. so u were either lying then, or lying now. make up your damn minds or move on. if u hate some celebs so much. why click on there names and waste your time and ours with nasty comments?

 

[elmerfudd]

Paper or Plastic , all girls are fuckable !

 

[Preferred User]

u get her all made up, back on stage. and she would look just as good.

As good as what? Some over-worked single mom hanging out at the laundromat? Wolf, this ain't the Britney with the snake around her neck. I haven't seen eyes this puffy since the Ali/Frazier fights.

 

[mindido]

As good as what? Some over-worked single mom hanging out at the laundromat? Wolf, this ain't the Britney with the snake around her neck. I haven't seen eyes this puffy since the Ali/Frazier fights.

Preferred,

Gonna have to agree with you here. Saw her briefly last night on Letterman and didn't recognize her at first. I guess she's now four months pregnant. It will be interesting to see her when she's a 33 year old grand mama. Man, she looked poor.

 

[l3lasphemer]

Whats wrong with being a chubby chaser, they're easier to catch.

LMAO!!

I agree with Criminoso. Slap that thigh and ride the wave in!!

 

[Japanese Dude]

Mother Thumb and her four daughters. Now thats classic.

 

[Styxtoo]

i'd fuck britney now and here is why..

remember back in High School that hot ass girl that wouldn't give ya the time of day.. so say you see her 6yrs after h.s at some bar or party... and of course she doesn't look as good as she did 6yrs ago.. but the opportunity lands in your lap to rail her.... so your gonna do it...cause A. you've always wanted to since the 7th grade... and B. your not seeing her for who she is now.. you've got your mind set of what she looked like when she was being tossed up in the air doing the splits her senior year as a cheerleader..

and so now when you talk about this and show your friends who she is .. your not gonna show them what she looks like now.. your gonna break out your yearbook.... so your gonna point her out and say .. yea i fucked that.. .. see you dont' have to let them in on.. what stage of her hottness you did it... thats your little secret

so.. anyways thats why i would do britney.. some times you have to suck it up for the greater good..

its still kinda early this morning.. i'm not yet fully awake.. i could just be talking out my ass