Jessica Alba Nude (aka Facts of Life Hotties)

[Cman]

It would have benefitted his career if screech did a sex tape with tiffany amber thiessen:butt: Miracles can happen:angelwing

zach would totally kick his ass

 

[bobobill]

I'm pretty sure he would pay Slater to do that.

 

[Dillon]

I just hope it is with a girl.Poor bastard.

 

[saeko nogami]

I just hope it's not as horrible as the chyna/sean waltman[x pac] sex tape!!

 

[Dillon]

Is he really in a sex tape.If so what does the chick look like.I bet she happy she got caught on tape.Banging a nerd.

 

[bobobill]

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez." TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech's reps, who did not immediately return our calls.

The "bodily excretions" part disturbes me, does that mean someone is getting a clevland steamer?

 

[blackmetal]

lol,No a dirty sanchez is when you are doggy styling your girl.Then take out your dick that has crap on it.And whipe it on your girfrined/boyfriend's upper lip.Making a crap mustache.

 

[l3lasphemer]

Just thinking about this makes me wretch.

 

[Dillon]

Life sucks for him.lol.

 

[l3lasphemer]

Honestly I have seen his standup comic act and he isn't that bad, but this.... ugh

 

[Cman]

At first I had no interest in this at all, but the media keeps talking about it everywhere, so its slowly making me want to watch it lol.

How much do you think he paid for the 2 girls? I say this because we all know he is the last person in the world to get a threesome for free lol

 

[nipohc]

screech alias : saved by the balls!!!!!!

 

[The Young One]

3 things:

1.) Cman, no way this is worse than Fred Durst sextape, Ive seen neither, but Id rather see a Screech one just for the sheer haha factor, and hearing about a Fred Durst sextape means he actually gets girls, whom I instantaneously feel sorry for. Poor females who banged Fred Durst, you girls need a support group, "it's not your fault"

2.) Haha, that quote from TMZ said sexual vernacular

3.) Going back to making fun of Cman, theres no way he hasn't seen this already. I love how you snuck in "At first I had no interest in this at all, but the media keeps talking about it everywhere, so its slowly making me want to watch it lol." Yeah guys, I'd never ask a girl to buy a purple strap on at the sex store down the street, come to my house, put it on and then violate me, nope I never do something like that, even though I detailed it pretty vividly.

 

[Cman]

Ok, you've been demoted to assistant janitor

and no i haven't seen it yet. i saw a link to it a few days ago somewhere, but didn't care at the time. female sex tapes i usually have the day they are "released". its easy when you know people.

re: durst or screech getting women... i think its pretty obvious that the women were paid for in both cases. that should be a given.

 

[l3lasphemer]

Was there any truth to the Durst and Brittany bumping uglies?

 

[Cman]

Was there any truth to the Durst and Brittany bumping uglies?

who knows. they are both nasty lol

 

[RichieTBaum]

Man, I'm starting to fear for you a bit Cman...
Every time that I've logged on recently, I've seen your name associated with a "Screech Sex Tape" post.

...i saw a link to it a few days ago somewhere, but didn't care at the time.

Sure, sure...whatever you say

 

[blackmetal]

...i saw a link to it a few days ago somewhere, but didn't care at the time.

Yeah,that's what they all say...at first

 

[Cman]

TYO is allowed to joke because he's funny. You guys are just looking for a ban :twisted:

 

[Dillon]

Screech is on MSN Video.He was on MSNBC talking about the tape.He cut a deal to get paid for it.Way to go Screech.