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LOL, I thought this was pretty funny. Its an excerpt from Al Franken's Book, "Lies". I thought it was funny because its the exact conversation that I always end up in when trying to talk sense into Americans :mrgreen:
1: Why do they hate us?
2: They hate us because they're evil.
1: That's it huh? Thats the entire story?
2: Yes. They're evil. And they hate us because of our freedoms.
1: I know they're evil. I was just thinking that maybe if we understood what specifically seemed to trigger the-
2: Why are you apologizing for the terrorists?
1: I'm not. They're evil. You have no quarrel there. Its just that maybe if we understoo-
2: Why are you on the terrorists side?
1: I'm not! I hate terrorists. I was just saying we might be able to prevent the next-
2: Three thousand Americans dead. How can you defend Al Qaeda?
1: Believe me, I was not defending them. What they did was horrific and inexcusable. They're evil. I was just-
2: Then why are you apologizing for them?
1: I'm not. I'm trying to say that maybe there are lessons we can-
2:Why do you hate America?!
On a personal note, I love the part about 3000 Americans dead. Especially since the US has killed many times more than that since in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Don't bother flaming me. You know its right.
1: Why do they hate us?
2: They hate us because they're evil.
1: That's it huh? Thats the entire story?
2: Yes. They're evil. And they hate us because of our freedoms.
1: I know they're evil. I was just thinking that maybe if we understood what specifically seemed to trigger the-
2: Why are you apologizing for the terrorists?
1: I'm not. They're evil. You have no quarrel there. Its just that maybe if we understoo-
2: Why are you on the terrorists side?
1: I'm not! I hate terrorists. I was just saying we might be able to prevent the next-
2: Three thousand Americans dead. How can you defend Al Qaeda?
1: Believe me, I was not defending them. What they did was horrific and inexcusable. They're evil. I was just-
2: Then why are you apologizing for them?
1: I'm not. I'm trying to say that maybe there are lessons we can-
2:Why do you hate America?!
On a personal note, I love the part about 3000 Americans dead. Especially since the US has killed many times more than that since in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Don't bother flaming me. You know its right.