News of the odd and wierd

[Gatorman]

Bond set for woman accused of having sex with 8-year-old

That's a really fucked up woman.... :twisted:

 

[OCC-402]

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Mount St. Helens has 900 foot erection
Geologist on scene describes it as "Long and extraordinarily thin"
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/US/11/06/mount.saint.helens/index.html

 

[Stingray]

okay...that headline alone nearly made me double over laughing.... :lol: :lol:


and now, for my own bit of odd news...

The Reality of Hobbits

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3948165.stm

 

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"Giant tampons" to block traffic in Syracuse.

http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=5307

 

[Onimusha]

maybe it's not the most appropriate thread but i guess this might as well fit in here. i didn't want to start a new one

http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.html#
some people are so fucked up

 

[OCC-402]

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Dave Matthews offers $100,000 to people he pooped on
http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2004/10/2505.cfm

 

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Accused takes drugs to court in sock - to sell in jail
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/latestnewsstory.cfm?storyID=3608859&thesection=news&thesubsection=general

 

[Stingray]

Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby

Oddly Enough - Reuters



WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A woman in New Zealand says she is breastfeeding her pet puppy because she wants it to protect her baby daughter as they both grow up.



Kura Tumanako told the NZPA news agency Wednesday that she had started breastfeeding the Staffordshire bull terrier pup after her baby stopped taking her milk.


"I didn't want to waste it so I gave it to Honey Boy," she said.


According to NZPA, Tumanako said she had fed the dog twice a day for the past week but would probably wean it off in about six weeks' time. Her baby, now 2 months old, is on bottled milk.


"I wanted to raise it (the pup) with my baby," she said. "I wanted to bring it up with a baby. It will protect her as they grow up," said Tumanako, who lives in Hastings in New Zealand's North Island.


"He drinks more than the baby. It doesn't hurt, but it's a little bit ticklish."

 

[Stingray]

Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.

Copyright © 2004 Ananova Ltd

 

[OCC-402]

Man on vodka binge blows .462
The legal limit is .05 :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,11710600^421,00.html

 

[Zinista]

Man on vodka binge blows .462
The legal limit is .05 :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,11710600^421,00.html

:lol: :lol: Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi (*Hiccup!*).. :lol:

 

[Texan]

Florida boy accused of assault with rubber band

this is plain nuts :nuts:

 

[Duke E. Pyle]

a cyclops was born: http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/359/15002_cyclops.html

 

[Duke E. Pyle]

40 midgets get destroyed by 1 lion in a fight to the death!


http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

 

[IHateHonda]

40 midgets get destroyed by 1 lion in a fight to the death!


http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Unfortunatly this story was proven fake. It was thought up by two guys thinking who would win in a fight, the 40 midgets or the Lion. The story isnt true tho... but is funny to think about.

http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/

 

[Duke E. Pyle]

Shit i was hoping they'd make a series based on this! Cept i'd like to see 50 midgets and a gorilla :beer: . Cased closed thanx to detective Honda

 

[VincentVega]

Supposedly this is a sex offender from Ohio. If that's a real photo, thats some freaky shit :jawdrop: .



Here is the article from Snopes.

 

[Duke E. Pyle]

Forum moderator kills members over online argument!! Yeah me and cman go waay back...aint that right bro. cman? He probably can't hear, anyway like i been sayin, Canada rocks :canada: Pimp? Jess? hello?http://www.pirate969.org/mboard/showthread.php?t=18735

 

[moxdevil]

I believe it to be true Still it probably will happen eventually, my tip goes to the environment thread participants

 

[moxdevil]

Anyone seen this shit-

http://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=69658 WTF!!!