Hark! Who is that, skulking over the freeway! It is XD, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars mightily:
"I'm going to clobber you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Andre, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to contort you until you have puppies, and throw you out the window!!!"