Did Lihen quit giving the results?? That sucks.. well I guess I can help out with that until someone else takes over...
I take no credit for these.. i have just "borrowed" them from other sites that I visit
WWE 900th Episode of RAW 8/30
Results:
- Bret Hart opened the show, mentioning that he and the Undertaker were both at the very first episode of Raw. This brings out Kane, who says that there is no more Undertaker. This brings out Taker himself, and after a brief confrontation the anonymous general manager announces Bret Hart vs. Undertaker for later tonight.
1. The Miz and Alex Riley defeated the team of Kofi Kingston and Michael McGillicutty and the team of Daniel Bryan and Kaval when Miz pinned Kaval following a Skullcrushing Finale. After the match, Miz and Riley jumped Daniel Bryan, attacking him with the Money in the Bank briefcase.
2. Divas Champion Melina and Eve defeated Co-Womens Champions LayCool (Layla and Michelle McCool) when Melina pinned Layla with a roll-up only a few moments into the match. LayCool challenges Melina to a title unification match at Night of Champions. Melina accepts, and makes it a lumberjack match.
- Chris Jericho says that if he does not win the WWE Championship at Night of Champions, he will leave WWE.
3. #1 Contenders Match: John Morrison and R-Truth vs. "Dashing" Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre went to a no contest. The referee lost control of the match almost instantly, throwing the match out before it could even begin.
4. Bret Hart vs. The Undertaker never happened. Wade Barrett made his way to the ring and said that he would delouse Bret Hart and prove that Undertaker was indeed a "dead man." Barrett was quickly beaten, but the lights went out, and when they came back on Bret Hart had vanished and Kane was in the ring. Undertaker gets the upper hand, but the lights go out again, and when they come back on, Kane is gone. Nexus hits the ring, but Taker holds his ground, until the lights go out yet again. When they come back on, Barrett has Undertaker on his shoulders and drops him with his finisher, Wasteland. Kane watches and laughs from the top of the ramp.
5. Jack Swagger defeated Evan Bourne by submission with an ankle lock. During the match, Alberto Del Rio made an appearance, driving into the arena in a Bentley. After the match, Del Rio "reenacted" what happened with Rey Mysterio on Smackdown by attacking Bourne. Mark Henry made the save before Del Rio could injure Bourne with a steel chair.
- CM Punk and the (remaining) Straight Edge Society hosted an outstanding segment highlighting the "lowlights" of Raw's history. Punk condescendingly introduced clips of Triple H's siege on Randy Orton's home, the DX invasion of WCW, Cena throwing Edge into the Long Island Sound, and Stone Cold Steve Austin's beer bash. Stone Cold's music hit, but it was just a joke from Punk. Shortly thereafter the Big Show came to the ring, and after some back-and-forth attacked the Society, sending them packing.
6. Elimination Tag Team Match: Nexus (Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, David Otunga, Michael Tarver, and Heath Slater) defeated John Cena, Randy Orton, Sheamus, Edge, and Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho walks to the back before the match can begin and is counted out to make the match 5-on-4. Edge intentionally pushed down the referee to get himself disqualified, making it 5-3. Sheamus tried to take on all five members of Nexus without tagging in his partners, and eventually their combined efforts were too much for him and Heath Slater eliminated the WWE Champion to make it 5-2. Cena eliminates Heath Slater with an Attitude Adjustment to make it 4-2, then eliminates David Otunga with the STF to make it 3-2. As he's rolling out of the STF, Justin Gabriel comes off the top with a 450 splash to pin Cena cleanly and make it 3-1. Randy Orton quickly eliminates Gabriel and Michael Tarver with a pair of RKOs to make the match 1-on-1, but Wade Barrett quickly criticals him with Wasteland to get the victory.
WWE Superstars **SPOILER** will air Thursday 09/02
John Morrison (Raw brand) beat Tyler Reks in 5:00. "Morrison" chants lead to the flying chuck kick and Starship Pain for the pin. Strong heat for Morrison, which helped transfer over to Reks.
(1) Kofi Kingston beat Chavo Guerrero in 13:00. "Chavo" chants from the anti-Universe were quickly drowned out by buzz for Kofi. A near double count-out was broken up at nine. "Kofi" chants erupted. At the ten-minute mark, the crowd was willing Kofi back from a sleeper, then a leglock. Chavo paid homage to Eddie Guerrero with the Three Amigos; "Eddie" chants started. Kofi then dropped Chavo with a spinning heel kick for the win. This will most likely be the Superstars main event.
WWE Smackdown **SPOILER** will air Friday 09/03
*Smackdown opens up with the ring decorated in balloons, a pinata wearing a Rey mask hanging in the middle of the ring, red/white/green streamers, a table with champagne and servants with hor dourves. Alberto Del Rio comes out and talks about destroying Rey Mysterio. He takes a stick and hits the pinata. He says Rey is just like the pinata, a burro. Christian interrupts him and says he knows who he is, he's JBL - Juan Bradshaw Layfield. He says he's joking and knows he's Enrique Iglesias. Christian starts to sing 'Hero'. He tells Del Rio he saw what he did to his friend Rey and came out to confront him. Del Rio tells him to leave before he ends up like Rey. The two stare off but Del Rio tells him they'll meet another place and time. He leaves Christian in the ring, who is attacked by Drew McIntyre (Drew came through the crowd, he tried to jump the barricade but tripped and fell; that will be edited out). The two have a match which is now in progress....
*Christian pinned Drew McIntyre.
*Michelle McCool pinned Kelly Kelly. Layla El was on commentary.
*WWE Intercontinental champion Dolph Ziggler pinned Chris Masters.
*The Big Show defeated CM Punk and Luke Gallows in a handicap match. Punk nailed Gallows with the GTS after the match.
*The VIP Lounge is the All American American Lounge since Jack Swagger gets to host, since he beat MVP last week. Swagger comes out with his father, who is still in a wheelchair from the injuries Kane caused several months back. Swagger Sr. said that he was proud of his son and wants him to do pushups for a minute. Swagger is doing them when MVP comes out. They argue back and forth and Swagger Sr. falls out of the wheelchair. MVP tosses Swagger out of the ring and nails Swagger Sr. with the Ballin' elbow.
*Cody Rhodes pinned Matt Hardy. Before the match, Rhodes made fun of Hardy's appearances and said if anyone needed a tire, Matt has a spare.
*WWE World champion Kane cut a promo on the Titantron, saying he would defend his title at the Night of Champions and destroy the Undertaker once and for all. The Druids come out with a coffin. Kane pops out and says he was always the "other brother" and the "afterthought" but now the roles are reversed and Undertaker is in his shadow. Kane says Taker is weak and Kane saw his weakness when he left Taker comatose. Kane says their saga is over. Taker will be no more and nothing will stop him from destroying Taker. The lights go out and when they return, Taker is in the ring. The lights go out again and when they return, Kane is gone. Undertaker goes to the coffin and opens it but there's nothing inside. Kane appears on the Tron and promises he is going to destroy the Undertaker at the Night of Champions.
