3 things:
1.) Cman, no way this is worse than Fred Durst sextape, Ive seen neither, but Id rather see a Screech one just for the sheer haha factor, and hearing about a Fred Durst sextape means he actually gets girls, whom I instantaneously feel sorry for. Poor females who banged Fred Durst, you girls need a support group, "it's not your fault"
2.) Haha, that quote from TMZ said sexual vernacular
3.) Going back to making fun of Cman, theres no way he hasn't seen this already. I love how you snuck in "At first I had no interest in this at all, but the media keeps talking about it everywhere, so its slowly making me want to watch it lol." Yeah guys, I'd never ask a girl to buy a purple strap on at the sex store down the street, come to my house, put it on and then violate me, nope I never do something like that, even though I detailed it pretty vividly.